Brucey Madison Quotes in The Odd Couple II (1998)
Brucey Madison Quotes:
Brucey Madison: Mom was married three times. You were married one time, and then never again for thirty years. Hers were too many, yours were not enough. So, tell me, what is wrong with it? What is it about marriage that frightens everybody so much?
Oscar Madison: I don't know, Brucey. It's like baseball, either you can play or you can't play. Your mother could play, I couldn't play. Trouble with your mother was she kept getting traded all the time.
Brucey Madison: You thinking about moving out here, Pop?
Oscar Madison: To where? Santa Yosinta-Malienta-Poliguenta? I'm not gonna learn another language just to find my way home at night.
Oscar Madison: I know I haven't been there a lot for you, Brucey, but this is the best advice I'll ever give you, not getting married today is the right thing for you to do.
Brucey Madison: Maybe it's right for you, it's wrong for me! You tell everybody I'm getting dressed.
Oscar Madison: Thank God you said that. I wasn't sure how long I could keep on talking like an asshole.
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