Bruce Winston Quotes in Love & Other Drugs (2010)
Bruce Winston Quotes:
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Jamie Randall: Hey, Lisa.
Bruce Winston: Her name's not Lisa.
Jamie Randall: I know. I know. But, if everytime I say "Hey, Lisa", then eventually she'll come up to me and she'll be like, you know, "My name's not Lisa it's... Jennifer"... whatever, and I'll do a big apology and I'll say, "I thought you were the Lisa who was mad at me for not calling". And, from then on Jennifer, or whatever her name is, will think that I dated a girl who looked just like her... who I rejected. She'll develop this unconscious need to win my approval and from then on, it's cake.
Bruce Winston: Damn!
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Jamie Randall: [about selling Viagra] Bruce? Bruce? I want that account!
Bruce Winston: Why would I give it to you?
Jamie Randall: Who can sell dick drug better than me?
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