Brother Tony Quotes in High Spirits (1988)

Sharon: [looks over the seat at Brother Tony after everyone's clothing has been ripped off] Oh! So all the snakes weren't driven out of Ireland.

Brother Tony: What?

[trying to cover himself]

Sharon: Snakes. ha ha ha ha

[laughing hysterically]

Miranda: Father Tony... What are you doing in the pool?

Brother Tony: The Lord works in mysterious ways.

Miranda: So, I was seeing this guy and he's a devil worshiper, right? Well, he's a hairdresser really, but he devil-worships on the side. And we booked this dumb tour because, you know, he likes ghosts, dead gerbils, that kind of thing... and he ran off with this Bhuddist monk! I mean, how I was supposed to know he was gay? So what about you, are you gay too?

Brother Tony: Uh, no, I'm not. I'm - I'm chaste!

Miranda: Just kidding! Trick question!