Broomhilde Quotes in Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)

Robin Hood: [carrying Marian to the bed] Oh my darling, at last.

Maid Marian: [sliding his hand to the key to unlock her chastity belt] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

Broomhilde: [rushes into the room] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Robin Hood: [groans]

Broomhilde: You are not married yet! Before you do it, you must go through it! Or else I blew it.

Broomhilde: No ding-ding vithout a vedding ring!

Maid Marian: Broomhilde, there's a foul plot afoot.

Broomhilde: It's not my feet, I just washed them.

Maid Marian: Oh Broomhilde, look! A happy little bluebird! Hello!

[the bird lands on her finger]

Maid Marian: This means I must make a wish. I wish against wish, I hope against hope, that the heavens bring me a kind and wonderful gentleman who possesses the key to my...

[looks at her chastity belt, then looks at Broomhilde]

Maid Marian: heart.

[bird flies away]

Maid Marian: Goodbye, my little friend.

Broomhilde: Ooh, that happy little bluebird has left a happy little do-do on your hand!