Bronco Billy McCoy Quotes in Bronco Billy (1980)

Bronco Billy McCoy: Now look! I don't take kindly to kids playin' hooky from school. I think every kid in America ought to go to school... at least up to the eighth grade.

Young kid: We don't go to school today, Bronco Billy. It's Saturday!

Antoinette Lilly: Have you ever been married?

Bronco Billy McCoy: Sure. A long time ago.

Antoinette Lilly: Did you love her?

Bronco Billy McCoy: With all my heart. Sometimes that just isn't enough.

Antoinette Lilly: What happened?

Bronco Billy McCoy: I caught her in bed with my best friend.

Antoinette Lilly: What did you do to him?

Bronco Billy McCoy: I shot her.

Antoinette Lilly: What! What about him?

Bronco Billy McCoy: He was my best friend!

Bronco Billy McCoy: You should never kill a man unless it's absolutely necessary.

Antoinette Lilly: Are you for real?

Bronco Billy McCoy: I'm who I want to be.

Bronco Billy McCoy: Go ahead, let the tears fall in the beer.

Antoinette Lilly: I'm not crying!

Bronco Billy McCoy: There's nothing wrong with cryin'.

Antoinette Lilly: The smoke in here is hurting my eyes!

Bronco Billy McCoy: I've got a special message for you little pardners out there. I want you to finish your oatmeal at breakfast and do as your mom and pa tell you because they know best. Don't ever tell a lie and say your prayers at night before you go to bed. And as our friends south of the border say, 'Adios, amigos.'

Antoinette Lilly: What are you going to do?

Bronco Billy McCoy: I do the thinking around here.

Antoinette Lilly: I hadn't noticed.

Bronco Billy McCoy: Killin's too good for you!