Bristol Bush Quotes in 2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams (2010)

Jesus: So what's a hottie like you doing with a limp dick like Jerry?

Bristol Bush: [laughs] Ever hear the one about the dumb blond that slept with the writer to get ahead in Hollywood? Guess that's me.

Jesus: [seductive tone] Oh... baby, you're no dumb blond. You're just misinformed. See, it's not the writers or directors that get you ahead. It's the teamsters. You stick with me, I'll hook you up.

Bristol Bush: [scoffs] Yeah, like I never heard that before.

Jesus: Bitch, I ain't playing you.

Bristol Bush: Oh, yeah? So, who are you gonna hook me up with?

Jesus: For one, a bunch of buddies of mine got this indie horror thing going on. See, horror has its hell these days, you know?

Bristol Bush: I would love to get killed in a horror flick!

Jesus: I bet you would, and I bet you'd look good too... all naked and covered in blood and shit.

Jerry Schmit: Hey, we can always camp out here. You know, get the girls in thongs, roasting marshmellows...

Bristol Bush: Whatever.

Jerry Schmit: It would make for some great footage.

Tina Sheraton: I don't think so. This place looks way too creepy.

Rome Sheraton: Yeah, it's makes Biscuit's hair stand up.

K-Jay: That would be the Formaldehyde, babe.

Falcon: Dude, respect.

Bristol Bush: For once, I agree with the debutantes. Let's just get out of here.