Brigitte Laurier Quotes in La Parisienne (1957)

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Brigitte Laurier Quotes:

  • Le policier motard: Brigitte Laurier, like the president of the council.

    Brigitte Laurier: I'm his daughter.

    Le policier motard: That's still no reason to run a red light.

    Brigitte Laurier: Please hurry, Officer. I'm running after the man I love.

    Le policier motard: Don't ever run after a man. That's a sure way to lose him.

    Brigitte Laurier: I know, but I can't help myself.

  • Brigitte Laurier: I understand your hurry. You had to see one of your mistresses. She seems like less of a tart than the others. What's her name?

    Michel Legrand: Miss Laurier, you are neither my wife nor my mistress. My private life doesn't concern you.

    Brigitte Laurier: It's not my fault if I'm in love with you. I'm not even sure why. You're not good-looking.

    Michel Legrand: You deserve a good spanking.

    Brigitte Laurier: Go ahead!

  • Michel Legrand: [Dictating] At the last Conference of 5, which took place in New York in 1954, the group of European ministers whose duty is to examine - no. Whose duty is to examine together the risks of the economic situation - inflationary pressures...

    Brigitte Laurier: I love it when you're serious.

    Michel Legrand: Miss Laurier, if you don't stop, I shall have to tell your father.

    Brigitte Laurier: What will you tell him?

    Michel Legrand: That you've been tormenting me for the last four months.

    Brigitte Laurier: And you kissed me on the neck the first time I came here?

    Michel Legrand: Let's not speak of that unfortunate kiss, shall we?

    Brigitte Laurier: You kissed me twice, on the neck and on the mouth. You seemed to enjoy it tremendously.

    Michel Legrand: I didn't know how young you were. Or that you were my minister's daughter.

  • Michel Legrand: Sit down and write. Write.

    [Dictating]

    Michel Legrand: The group of European ministers whose duty is to examine together the risks of the economic situation - inflationary pressures - Please button up your cardigan. Where was I?

    Brigitte Laurier: "Inflationary pressures. Please button up your cardigan."

    Michel Legrand: That was directed to you. I can see your belly button.

    Brigitte Laurier: You don't like it?

  • Brigitte Laurier: [Pouting] What a lucky girl. I'd love to spend a weekend with you.

  • Alcide Laurier: Does he love you?

    Brigitte Laurier: Not at all, unfortunately.

    Alcide Laurier: Good, you could end up unhappy with that guy.

    Brigitte Laurier: Why?

    Alcide Laurier: He's much too ambitious to be seriously involved with a woman. He's not the loving type.

    Brigitte Laurier: What about his mistresses?

    Alcide Laurier: That's got nothing to do with it. He has mistresses because - eh - By the way, I hope you didn't...

    Brigitte Laurier: Oh, no, Daddy, never.

    Alcide Laurier: And he's never tried...

    Brigitte Laurier: Never.

    Alcide Laurier: Bravo! He's a complete idiot, but at least he's honorable.

  • Brigitte Laurier: [Outside, in the country, during the afternoon] I hope I'm not disturbing you.

    Michel Legrand: Not at all. I'm delighted to see you.

    Brigitte Laurier: I don't believe you.

    Michel Legrand: It's true, Miss Laurier. Your timing is perfect. I'm all alone and you can make your dream come true. Take off your clothes.

    Brigitte Laurier: I don't understand?

    Michel Legrand: Yes, you do.

    Brigitte Laurier: You want to do it here, right now?

    Michel Legrand: You wanted to spend a weekend with me, preventing me from going to Deauville. My girlfriend's mad at me. So let's start now. Take off your clothes! Come on, take it off!

    Brigitte Laurier: Slob! Maniac! I hate you! You're a sex maniac!

    [Leaves in a panic]

    Michel Legrand: If you change your mind, let me know.

    Brigitte Laurier: You'll never hear from me again, you pig!

  • Michel Legrand: You want to what?

    Brigitte Laurier: Be your mistress.

    Michel Legrand: [sarcastically] Oh, Lord, that's all I need.

    Brigitte Laurier: I'll never mention marriage. But I'd like you to take me in your arms and kiss me.

  • Caroline Herblay: You little slut, coming to a boy's room in your nightie!

    Brigitte Laurier: What about you?

    Caroline Herblay: It's not the same. I'm married.

  • Caroline Herblay: Its my husband.

    Michel Legrand: Get out and hide in another room.

    Caroline Herblay: In my nightie? Are you kidding?

    Brigitte Laurier: You must be used to it.

  • Michel Legrand: [Michel caught with Brigitte hiding in his bed] Mr. President.

    Alcide Laurier: You zip it, understand? To do that to me, in front of everybody.

    Michel Legrand: I swear I've done nothing! It's just a misunderstanding. Say something, Brigitte! Tell him!

    Brigitte Laurier: I'll say whatever you want, darling.

    Michel Legrand: Don't call me darling.

    Brigitte Laurier: Okay, darling.

  • Michel Legrand: Mr. President, listen. On my honor. On the honor of the government and the Republic, nothing happened.

    Brigitte Laurier: Really?

    Alcide Laurier: The whole of Paris saw my daughter half-naked in your bed and you tell me nothing happened. Well, I assure you something will happen. A wedding, you hear me? Immediately.

    Brigitte Laurier: Daddy, I love you.

  • Michel Legrand: Mr. President, do not upset her.

    Alcide Laurier: Shut up or I'll request your resignation immediately and slap you silly.

    Brigitte Laurier: Great idea. Go ahead.

    Alcide Laurier: [Slaps Brigitte] There!

  • Brigitte Laurier: You're wasting your time. I'm made of ice.

    Michel Legrand: You really mean that?

    [She doesn't]

  • Alcide Laurier: Look, my dear, I find all this difficult to believe. You've just come back from your honeymoon. It's still way too early. It can't be that terrible. So, what's the problem?

    Brigitte Laurier: I married a Don Juan. You did warn me.

    Alcide Laurier: He's unfaithful already?

    Brigitte Laurier: Not yet, but he will be. I can feel it. And when he does, I'll get even! I swear!

  • Alcide Laurier: You're delusional. Michel loves you.

    Brigitte Laurier: Do you really think so? He's never told me.

    Alcide Laurier: Love and sadness are always silent.

  • Michel Legrand: Monique is an old friend. I like her. I have no reason not to see her.

    Brigitte Laurier: You're vile. But it's all over, Michel. I'll be unfaithful. I'll cheat on you, Michel. I'll cheat on you.

    Michel Legrand: Don't be silly. It's not that easy. You can't improvise adultery. You need the right attitude.

    Brigitte Laurier: Oh, really? Well, you asked for it. I'll take the first guy who comes through that door.

  • Le prince Charles: Your wife is extolling her views on modern marriage. It's fascinating.

    Brigitte Laurier: I was talking about our open relationship. I find my husband's mistress quite charming.

    Michel Legrand: My wife likes to joke.

    Le prince Charles: Yes, I noticed.

  • Brigitte Laurier: [singing] Some day my prince will come...

    [whistles]

  • Michel Legrand: [Watching Brigitte take a bath] It's dumb, but I'd love to bathe with you.

    Brigitte Laurier: Take a bath with your mistress. With me, it's over.

  • Brigitte Laurier: Don't look at me with those eyes. You're troubling me.

    Le prince Charles: You didn't answer my question.

    Brigitte Laurier: Don't ask questions. Woo me. I really want you to woo me.

    Le prince Charles: That's good. So do I.

  • Le prince Charles: Don't you think we've danced enough? It's very late.

    Brigitte Laurier: We've got loads of time. Kiss me again on the neck. I love it.

  • Brigitte Laurier: If my husband could see me now.

    Le prince Charles: Your husband?

    Brigitte Laurier: When I tell him what we did and what we're going to do.

    Le prince Charles: You plan on telling him?

    Brigitte Laurier: That's right, from A to Z.

  • Brigitte Laurier: I have a confession to make. You're my first lover.

    Le prince Charles: You've never been unfaithful to him?

    Brigitte Laurier: Never. You must agree that for the first time, I made a great choice.

  • Le prince Charles: So you're a beginner in the art of adultery. That wasn't my impression yesterday. If you want to be unfaithful, you're going about it the wrong way. Never let your husband know. Most women know that. It's quite simple. When I bring you home tonight, you'll say to your husband: "Jacques, darling -"

    Brigitte Laurier: His name's Michel.

    Le prince Charles: "Michel, you'll never guess what happened today. I went to the cinema." "Alone?" "Yes. Yes, alone. And when I came out, you know who I ran into? Marie-Claire. My high school friend who you think is stupid. We went for a cup of tea, then -"

    Brigitte Laurier: Does the Queen believe your preposterous lies?

    Le prince Charles: Not always, but she did the first time.

  • Michel Legrand: Now, my darling, where were you this afternoon?

    Brigitte Laurier: I was with the prince.

    Michel Legrand: She's at it again.

    Alcide Laurier: Brigitte's only joking. Tell Michel where you really were.

    Brigitte Laurier: I went to the cinema on the Champs-Élysées to see an Italian film.

    [Crossing her fingers, on both hands, behind her back]

    Brigitte Laurier: I met an old school friend coming out - the one you think is stupid - and we went for a cup of tea together.

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