Brian Stevenson Quotes in Little Monsters (1989)

Brian Stevenson: Dad! A MONS... ter.

Glen Stevenson: What are you doing Brian? What the hell is going on? Look at this mess.

[Lifts his foot]

Glen Stevenson: What the hell am I stepping in? Doritos? Jesus...!

Brian Stevenson: I'll clean it up.

Glen Stevenson: You're damn right you will! Now get back in that bed Mr!

Brian Stevenson: Wait, Dad there was a *monster* here. You've *gotta* believe me!

Glen Stevenson: Brian, it's a pile of clothes! You're wrestling a pile of clothes!

[Brian smiles softly]

Glen Stevenson: What's so funny?

[Brian looks at his dad and his smile instantly fades]

Maurice: You got your stupid remote control back. Now how about lighting a candle or something? These lights are painful.

Brian Stevenson: [studies remote] Hey, what about the batteries?

Maurice: I ate 'em for breakfast. I'd give 'em to ya right now but double A battries constipate me, ok? How bout a little later?

Brian Stevenson: That's gross.

Brian Stevenson: We're in somebody elses house!

Maurice: No! Duh! Well, where did you park your squad car, Dick Tracy?