Brian Simmons Quotes in Madea's Family Reunion (2006)
Brian Simmons Quotes:
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Judge Ephriam: Bryan, does she watch your kids?
Brian Simmons: Oh, she's actually really good, she's a big diciplinarian though, but uh... they have a lot of respect for her.
Judge Ephriam: Really?
[Looks over at Nikki]
Judge Ephriam: Stand up Nikki.
[Nikki stands up]
Judge Ephriam: Mable Simmons, since you can't seem to act like you have any sense except when you're caring for somebody, meet Nikki Grady. You're her new foster mother.
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: The hell I am! I dont - huh! - hell naw! It's a reason why god put a woman through menopause, I'm past 60... you know what that means? After that time you're not supposed to be bogged with no kids. I'm sorry, I will kill that lil girl... I don't know her...
Nikki: So, You ugly anyway, old lady!
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: She tryna get me the electric chair already.
Judge Ephriam: Either you're her foster mother or you're a prison mother.
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: I'll take the prison for 200, Alex. Lock me up, hell, I'd rather be in Martha Stewart's old cell fightin' for my *virginity* than to be sittin' there dealin' with this.
Brian Simmons: She'll be a great foster mother, your honor.
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