Brian Simmons Quotes in Madea's Family Reunion (2006)

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  • Judge Ephriam: Bryan, does she watch your kids?

    Brian Simmons: Oh, she's actually really good, she's a big diciplinarian though, but uh... they have a lot of respect for her.

    Judge Ephriam: Really?

    [Looks over at Nikki]

    Judge Ephriam: Stand up Nikki.

    [Nikki stands up]

    Judge Ephriam: Mable Simmons, since you can't seem to act like you have any sense except when you're caring for somebody, meet Nikki Grady. You're her new foster mother.

    Mable 'Madea' Simmons: The hell I am! I dont - huh! - hell naw! It's a reason why god put a woman through menopause, I'm past 60... you know what that means? After that time you're not supposed to be bogged with no kids. I'm sorry, I will kill that lil girl... I don't know her...

    Nikki: So, You ugly anyway, old lady!

    Mable 'Madea' Simmons: She tryna get me the electric chair already.

    Judge Ephriam: Either you're her foster mother or you're a prison mother.

    Mable 'Madea' Simmons: I'll take the prison for 200, Alex. Lock me up, hell, I'd rather be in Martha Stewart's old cell fightin' for my *virginity* than to be sittin' there dealin' with this.

    Brian Simmons: She'll be a great foster mother, your honor.

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