Brian Parks Quotes in The Day After Tomorrow (2004)

Library Security Guard: [as Brian works on a radio]

Library Security Guard: Maybe you should have somebody help with that, you know?

Brian Parks: Sir, I am president of the Electronics Club, the Math Club, and the Chess Club. Now if there's a bigger nerd in here, please... point him out.

Library Security Guard: ...I'll just leave you alone to work on it, then.

Jeremy: Friedrich Nietzsche! We cannot burn Friedrich Nietzsche; he was the most important thinker of 19th Century!

Elsa: Oh, please! Nietzsche was a chauvinist pig, who was in love with his sister.

Jeremy: He was not a chauvinist pig.

Elsa: But he was in love with his sister.

Brian Parks: Uh... 'scuse me? You guys? Yeah... there's a whole section on tax law down here that we can burn.

Laura Chapman: [on the plane, Sam is scarfing down peanuts] You alright?

Sam Hall: Hmm?

Brian Parks: He's afraid of flying.

Sam Hall: I'm fine.

Brian Parks: [the plane rattles due to turbulence] You know, statistically, the chance of a plane going down because of turbulence is less than what, one in a billion? Or is it a million? I can't remember if it's...

Laura Chapman: Shut up, Brian.

Laura Chapman: She left her bag in the cab. Her passports. I'll get it for her.

Sam Hall: Laura! Laura!

Brian Parks: Sam!

J.D.: No! Brian, no!

Sam Hall: Laura! Laura, look! Come on! Come! Come on!

Brian Parks: Man you've got some serious competition.

Sam Hall: Please.

Brian Parks: And I'll bet he's really rich too.

Sam Hall: Shut up.

Brian Parks: [to Jack] It's been raining like this for three days now.