Brian Parks Quotes in The Day After Tomorrow (2004)
Brian Parks Quotes:
Library Security Guard: [as Brian works on a radio]
Library Security Guard: Maybe you should have somebody help with that, you know?
Brian Parks: Sir, I am president of the Electronics Club, the Math Club, and the Chess Club. Now if there's a bigger nerd in here, please... point him out.
Library Security Guard: ...I'll just leave you alone to work on it, then.
Jeremy: Friedrich Nietzsche! We cannot burn Friedrich Nietzsche; he was the most important thinker of 19th Century!
Elsa: Oh, please! Nietzsche was a chauvinist pig, who was in love with his sister.
Jeremy: He was not a chauvinist pig.
Elsa: But he was in love with his sister.
Brian Parks: Uh... 'scuse me? You guys? Yeah... there's a whole section on tax law down here that we can burn.
Laura Chapman: [on the plane, Sam is scarfing down peanuts] You alright?
Sam Hall: Hmm?
Brian Parks: He's afraid of flying.
Sam Hall: I'm fine.
Brian Parks: [the plane rattles due to turbulence] You know, statistically, the chance of a plane going down because of turbulence is less than what, one in a billion? Or is it a million? I can't remember if it's...
Laura Chapman: Shut up, Brian.
Laura Chapman: She left her bag in the cab. Her passports. I'll get it for her.
Sam Hall: Laura! Laura!
Brian Parks: Sam!
J.D.: No! Brian, no!
Sam Hall: Laura! Laura, look! Come on! Come! Come on!
Brian Parks: Man you've got some serious competition.
Sam Hall: Please.
Brian Parks: And I'll bet he's really rich too.
Sam Hall: Shut up.
Brian Parks: [to Jack] It's been raining like this for three days now.
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Characters on The Day After Tomorrow (2004)
- Jack Hall
- Sam Hall
- Terry Rapson
- Vice President Becker
- Jason Evans
- Laura Chapman
- Library Security Guard
- President Blake
- New York Bus Driver
- NY Businessman on Bus
- Man On Radio
- Frank Harris
- International Reporter, New Delhi
- L.A. Anchorman
- Janet Tokada
- Second Businessman
- Hideki, Japanese Astronaut
- RAF #1
- Bart Chopper Reporter
- Japanese Woman