Brian Maher Quotes in Grabbers (2012)

Brian Maher: You bring potcheen into my bar?

Paddy Barrett: A bird never flew on one wing.

Garda Ciarán O'Shea: What is it, Paddy?

Paddy Barrett: Wouldn't you like to know?

Garda Ciarán O'Shea: Not really, no.

Paddy Barrett: You would, though.

Garda Ciarán O'Shea: No, not really.

Paddy Barrett: You would. If you were to know what I know, you'd want to know.

Garda Ciarán O'Shea: All right, tell us then.

Paddy Barrett: [leans in] Right, so, between you and me, I caught meself a sea monster today. Swear to God, may he strike me down. You don't believe me?

Garda Ciarán O'Shea: Not a bit.

Paddy Barrett: I am no liar.

Brian Maher: Ha!

Paddy Barrett: Feck off, you!

Garda Ciarán O'Shea: All right, where is it?

Paddy Barrett: In me bathtub.

Garda Ciarán O'Shea: In your bathtub.

Paddy Barrett: Having a bath.

[Paddy laughs]

Garda Ciarán O'Shea: Goodnight, Paddy.

Brian Maher: Light me!