Brian Lewis Quotes in Head of State (2003)

Brian Lewis: God bless America. And no place else.

Mays Gilliam: If we had laws on the Destiny's Child Video, we'd have less crime.

Brian Lewis: I think we should let the people decide.

Mays Gilliam: The people can't decide! The people are too busy gettin shot in the ass!

Mays Gilliam: [on a bullhorn outside Lewis's office] Yo, Lewis! Your mother's ass is so big, when she sits down, she's three feet taller! Yo, Lewis!

Advisor: Sir, I think it's time we prepare for a debate.

Brian Lewis: Aw, give me one good reason I should debate that jerk.

Advisor: [distressed] He talked about your mother, sir!

Brian Lewis: So what?

Lewis' mother: [Lewis's mother enters and slaps him] Are you going to just let him talk about me like that?

Brian Lewis: I'm a war hero, and I'm Sharon Stone's cousin.