Breanna Quotes in It's a Boy Girl Thing (2006)

Breanna: [after Woody, in Nell's body, consents to having her bush shaved] Okay girls, we have a green light on the Brazilian Wax!

Nell Bedworth: But chew on this: While archetypal outsiders such as myself rarely fit comfortably into high school environments, THIS is as good as your life will get: The big football star and his vacuous cheerleader girlfriend.

Breanna: HEAD cheerleader.

Nell Bedworth: Hm. Because, let's face it, the old grey matter ain't exactly top-range, now is it, Woodster. So you'll end up with a job in Spachlor World, with your Dad, and probably marry Breanna here, but soon you start drinking to numb this aching feeling you have inside. And, you fast-forward a few years, and you're a drunk, fat, depressed guy at a bar talking about the good old days, while your little wife, whose looks and stuff have gone to doodoo, is propping up her own self-esteam by indulging in squalid sexual encounters with your friends behind your back.

Woody: What friends?

Nell Bedworth: I'm guessing most of 'em. Have a good day.

[Woody, in Nell's body, gets to hear what Breanna has to say about their break-up]

Breanna: I was only seeing him because he's football captain. Without me he's just another dumb jock with his brains in his shorts, which is convenient because there's not much else going on down there, if you catch my drift?