Brandy Klark Quotes in The To Do List (2013)

Brandy Klark: Don't you have a dick to suck?

Amber: Several! Unlike you, fucktard!

Brandy Klark: Cluck you!

Amber: Cluck? Say fuck, like a normal person.

[Brandy rides up to the Big Bun drive-through speaker on her bike]

Fiona: Welcome to Big Bun, may I take your order?

Brandy Klark: I've decided to lose my virginity to Rusty Waters.

Fiona: Would you like fries with that?

Brandy Klark: No.

Willy: Brandy, what do you think would have happened if I hadn't shown up?

Brandy Klark: I probably would have swallowed.

Brandy Klark: I plan on getting finger-banged tonight.

Wendy: I think it's finger-blasted.

Fiona: No, it's finger-bombed, bitches.

Cameron: Sex is a big deal, but it's also not a big deal. Don't get me wrong, it's a big deal. But it doesn't have to be such a big deal.

Brandy Klark: No. No, it doesn't.

Cameron: I guess what I mean is, sometimes sex is just sex.

Brandy Klark: Yeah, sometimes sex is just sex.

Brandy Klark: Haha, very Caddyshack of you.

Willy: What does she mean by Caddyshack?

Cameron: Brandy, you gave me a handjob. Dosn't that mean anything to you?

Brandy Klark: No, it's a handjob.

Brandy Klark: It's weird, huh? It's like the minute you give up control you just know what to do without doing anything.