Brandt Quotes in Iron Man Three (2013)

Brandt: Is that all you've got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?

Tony Stark: Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography.

[blows up Brandt]

IMF Secretary: The President has initiated Ghost Protocol. The entire IMF has been disavowed.

Ethan Hunt: So what happens now?

IMF Secretary: Now, I've been ordered to take you back to Washington, where the DOD will label you as a rogue extremist and hang the Kremlin bombing on you and your team. Unless, you were to escape somewhere between here and the airport, having assaulted Mr. Brandt and me.

Brandt: Sir?

IMF Secretary: You would then illegally scrounge whatever material you could from a backup supply cache that I've overlooked. The same cache where your team are waiting for further orders.

Brandt: Sir, you may want to...

IMF Secretary: You will then disappear, and this conversation never having taken place, your intentions would be unclear. But if any one of your team is caught or killed, they will be branded terrorists, out to incite global nuclear war.

[handing Ethan a USB drive]

IMF Secretary: Your mission, should you choose to accept it.

Brandt: Always practicing, Cleric. Maybe that's why you're the best.

John Preston: Maybe I'm just better.

Polygraph Technician: This is a control question, a riddle really. How would you say would be the easiest way to take a weapon away from a Grammaton Cleric?

Brandt: [speaks into Preston's ear] You ask him for it.

Brandt: You clean, we'll sweep.

Brandt: Mind the uniform Cleric.

[unsheathes a katana]

Brandt: I plan to be wearing it for a long time.

Brandt: I'm not feeling! He is the one who's feeling!

Brandt: I told you I'd make my career with you, Preston.

Brandt: Cleric, I can only hope one day to be as uncompromising as you.

Bunny Lebowski: I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.

Brandt: Ah hahahahaha! Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.

Bunny Lebowski: Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.

Brandt: Ah haha. That's marvelous.

The Dude: Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.

The Dude: These are, uh...

Brandt: Oh, those are Mr Lebowski's children, so to speak.

The Dude: Different mothers, huh?

Brandt: No.

The Dude: Racially he's pretty cool?

Brandt: [laughs] They're not literally his children. They're the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers - inner city children of promise but without the necessary means for a - necessary means for a higher education. So Mr Lebowski is committed to sending all of them to college.

The Big Lebowski: Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Lebowski?

[the Dude walks out and shuts the door]

The Big Lebowski: The bums will always lose!

Brandt: How was your meeting, Mr. Lebowski?

The Dude: Okay. The old man told me to take any rug in the house.

The Big Lebowski: They did not receive the money, you nitwit! They did not receive the money! Her life was in your hands!

Brandt: This is our concern, Dude.

Brandt: You never went to college...

The Dude: Oh, no I did, but I spent most of my time occupying various administration buildings... smoking a lot of thai stick... breaking into the ROTC... and bowling. To tell you the truth Brandt, I don't remember most of it.

Brandt: Her life is in your hands.

The Dude: Man, don't say that, man.

Brandt: Mr. Lebowski asked me to repeat that: her life is in your hands.

The Dude: Oh, shit, man.

Brandt: Her life is in your hands, Dude.

Brandt: Who is this gentleman, Dude?

Walter Sobchak: Who am I? I'm a fucking Veteran, that's who I am!

Brandt: Mr. Lebowski is prepared to make a generous offer to you to act as courier, once we get instructions for the money.

The Dude: Why me, man?

Brandt: He believes the culprits might be the very people who, uh, soiled your rug, and you are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that suspicion.

The Dude: He thinks the carpet pissers did this?

Brandt: Well Dude, we just don't know.

The Big Lebowski: Start talking and talk fast you lousy bum.

Brandt: We've been frantically trying to reach you, Dude.

The Big Lebowski: Where is my goddamn money you bum?

Brandt: [the Dude is leaving after his first meeting with Lebowski] Well, enjoy. And perhaps we'll see you again some time, Dude.

The Dude: Yeah, sure, if I'm... in the neighborhood and I, uh... gotta use the john.