Branch Quotes in Trolls (2016)

Branch: I don't trust him. Who wears socks with no shoes?

Branch: Do you have to sing?

Poppy: I always sing when I'm in a good mood.

Branch: Do you have to be in a good mood?

Poppy: Why wouldn't I be? By this time tomorrow, I'll be with all my friends. I wonder what they're all doing right now.

Branch: Probably being digested.

Poppy: They're alive, Branch, I know it!

Branch: You don't know anything, Poppy, and I can't wait to see the look on your face when you realize you realize the world isn't all cupcakes and rainbows, cause it isn't.

Poppy: Hey, I know it's not all cupcakes and rainbows, but I'd rather go through life thinking that it mostly is instead of being like you. You don't sing. You don't dance. So gray all the time. What happened to you?

Branch: Shhh!

Poppy: A Bergen?

Branch: Maybe.

Poppy: here's no Bergen is there? You just said that so I'd stop talking.

Branch: Maybe.

Branch: I don't do high fives.

Cloud Guy: Slap it, boss.

Branch: Nope.

Cloud Guy: A little slappy, make daddy happy?

Branch: That's just weird.

Cloud Guy: Just go like this...

[high-fives himself]

Cloud Guy: ... but with your hand.

Branch: Thank you for that demonstration of what I will not be doing.

Poppy: Branch! It's just a high-five! The others lead to certain death! Get some perspective!

Branch: Fine!

[goes for a high-five, but Cloud Guy pulls away]

Cloud Guy: Too slow!

King Gristle: And what might your name be?

Bridget: Uhh...

Biggie: Lady!

Guy Diamond: Glitter!

Smidge: Sparkle!

Branch: Seriously?

Bridget: Lady Glitter Sparkle Seriously.

Branch: My name is Branch and I am a troll. Why do I live in a heavily fortified survival bunker? Because right outside my door lurks a nightmare named Poppy. Poppy is the leader of the trolls, and it's not her fault she's so insanely happy. She's just never faced a real problem until now.

Branch: Why don't you try scrap booking them too freedom?

Poppy: Solid burn Branch.

Poppy: Why won't you sing?

Branch: Because singing killed my grandma OKAY!

Branch: Forever? No. Yeah, I really only have enough supplies down here to last me 10 years, 11 if I'm willing to store and drink my own sweat, which I am. You all said I was crazy, huh? Well, who's crazy now? Me, crazy prepared!

Branch: You don't get sarcasm, do you?

Cooper: I think I had a sarcasm once.

Branch: Do you have to sing?

Poppy: I always sing when I'm in a good mood.

Branch: Do you have to be in a good mood?

Poppy: Why wouldn't I be? By this time tomorrow, I'll be with all my friends. I wonder what they're all doing right now.

Branch: Probably being digested.

Poppy: They're alive, Branch, I know it!

Branch: You don't know anything, Poppy, and I can't wait to see the look on your face when you realize you realize the world isn't all cupcakes and rainbows, cause it isn't.

Branch: Shh!

Poppy: Is it a Bergen?

Branch: Maybe.

[pause]

Poppy: There's no Bergen, is there? You just wanted me to stop talking.

Branch: Maybe.

Poppy: [singing] Stars shining bright above you.

Branch: Seriously, more singing?

Poppy: Yes, seriously. Singing helps me relax. Maybe you ought to try it.

Branch: I don't sing and I don't relax. This is the way I am and I like it. I also like a little silence!

Branch: Face it Poppy, sometime people go in to other people's mouths and they don't come out!

Poppy: THANK YOU!

Branch: NO, THANK YOU.

Poppy: FOR WHAT?

Branch: FOR SHOWING ME HOW TO BE HAPPY.

Branch: I don't sing and I don't relax. This is the way I am and I like it. I also like a little silence!

Branch: Uh uh, they're your friends.

Branch: So you're gonna scrapbook them to freedom?

Branch: [to Poppy] When you're all in trouble, and the survival of every Troll is in your hands, I hope the answer is singing and hugging, 'cause that's all you seem to ever know.

Biggie: That is NOT true. Poppy can also scrapbook!

Branch: I can't believe you're going to be Queen one day!

Branch: I don't do high fives.

Branch: Seriously, more singing?

Branch: Probably being digested

Branch: I'm not going to your party.

Branch: MAY I ?

Branch: You don't know anything, Poppy, and I can't wait to see the look on your face when you realize you realize the world isn't all cupcakes and rainbows, cause it isn't.

Poppy: [sings] Stars shining bright above you...

Branch: Really? More singing?

Bridget: I can't believe something like that would just happen? And it just DID! I'm so happy I could just scream! Aaaaah aaah.

Poppy: I could scream too! Creek is alive!

Poppy, Chenille, Cooper, Biggie, Guy Diamond, Smidge, DJ Suki, Satin: [scream happily]

Branch: [screams hoarsely]

Cooper: *That's* your happy shout?

Branch: It's been a while.

Branch: Nope

Branch: Fine!

Branch: Shhh!

Branch: Do you have to sing?

Branch: Do you have to be in a good mood?

Branch: Maybe

Branch: What? No!

Branch: I knew it!

Branch: A Bergen

Branch: What's your plan?