Brain Quotes in Escape from New York (1981)

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Brain Quotes:

  • Cabbie: Brain? Brain, I brought somebody to see you.

    Snake Plissken: [recognizes Brain] Harold Helman...

    Brain: Snake?

    Maggie: [curious] Harold?

    Snake Plissken: How you been, Harold? It's been a long time.

    Maggie: You never told me you knew Snake Plissken, Brain.

    Cabbie: Isn't that great? Hey, Brain, I could use some gas if you could spare some.

    Snake Plissken: I'm glad you remember me. Yeah, a man should remember his past. Kansas City, four years ago, you ran out on me... You left me sittin' there.

    Brain: You were late.

    Snake Plissken: [bitterly] We were buddies, Harold. You, me, and Fresno Bob. You know what they did to Bob, huh?

  • The Duke: [Snake's been captured after getting shot in the leg with an arrow] Who are you?

    [Snake says nothing, staring defiantly; the Duke grabs the arrow in Snake's leg and twists it]

    The Duke: I said, WHO ARE YOU?

    [Snake... in obvious agony, still says nothing]

    Brain: Snake Plissken, Duke... the Man sent him in. Somethin's goin' down, we need him...

    The Duke: [releases the arrow] Snake Plissken... I've heard of you.

    [strikes Snake with a tire iron, knocking him unconscious]

    The Duke: I heard you were dead!

  • Brain: Swear to God Snake, I thought you were dead...

    Snake Plissken: Yeah, you and everybody else!

  • Snake Plissken: [after threatening Brain with his machine gun] You always were smart, Harold.

    Brain: Just one thing, right now... don't call me Harold!

  • Brain: I swear to God, Snake, I thought you were dead.

    Snake Plissken: Yeah. You and everybody else.

  • Brain: They're savages, Mr. President.

  • Penny: This is the coolest watch. It's a radio, computer, and even a phone. Testing, testing. Brain, say something. Come in, Over.

    Brain: Brain is not here. Please leave a message at the sound of the woof. Woof.

  • Officer Dibble: Thanks a lot fellas! Now I'm never going to be chief.

    Brain: Uh, Officer Dibble, I didn't know you cooked.

    Officer Dibble: Chief, not chef! That is why I've been working overtime. Now I'll never get the job.

  • Igor: Only one thing left to do...

    Brain: Ha-ha, he said "do."

    Igor: [shouts] Pull the switch!

    [Igor's "switch!" echoes several times. Nothing happens. He looks over at Scamper, standing by the switch]

    Scamper: Do *not* yell at me.

    Igor: Oh, I-I'm sorry. I just... pull the switch?

    [No response]

    Igor: Please pull the switch.

    Scamper: That's better.

  • Brain: Aw, blind orphans get everything!

  • Brain: Our work here is done.

    Scamper: "Our work"? You spent the whole time playing with a piece of ribbon.

  • Brain: Wait, wait, wait, wait! Why does *he* get to pull the switch?

    Scamper: Because I'm not an idiot, *Brian*.

    Brain: My name is not Brian!

    Scamper: Then you must have his jar.

    Igor: Stop! You can both pull the switch. On the count of three. One...

    [Scamper pulls the switch]

    Brain: Hey, no fair!

  • Brain: Is French Fries an idea?

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