Bradley Quotes in The Land That Time Forgot (1974)
Bradley Quotes:
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Bradley: Caprona has damn little respect for guns, Mr. Tyler.
Captain Von Schoenvorts: No, there's nothing wrong with our shooting, gentlemen. In primitive nervous systems like this allosaurus, even a fatal wound might register in the brain with a delayed action. As your saying would have it, this "chap" was late for his own funeral.
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Bradley: Should one drink white or red wine with plesiosaurus, Herr Von Schoenvorts?
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Bill O'Brien: The Hell with the Union! There's plenty of tramps in town, all volunteers. I'm not worried. To get that bonus, they'll carry the entire charge on their backs.
Bradley: You mean you're gonna put those bums to work?
Bill O'Brien: Yes, Mr. Bradley, because those bums don't have any union, nor any families. And if they blow up, nobody'll come around bothering me for any contribution.
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Lenore: Hi, Professor.
Dick Kelly: Well, there's the prettiest little girl on the beach.
Lenore: Thank you.
Dick Kelly: I was actually talking to him.
Bradley: Yup, immediately offensive. I'm going back to the hotel.
Dick Kelly: Just try not to join the cast of "Rent" on the way back.
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Bradley: Okay, this is awkward but I'm just going to go ahead and ask. Maid or hooker?
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Bradley: She's not very friendly looking.
Plug: I wonder what her other head looks like?
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Ava: Hi... what was all the yelling about?
Bradley: Just your mother's normal kvetching.
Betty: Ohhhh... would you stop talking like that! This isn't a production of Fiddler on the Roof!
Bradley: Would you just relax and stop acting like some kind of meshuggeneh in front of our daughters!
Betty: What does that even mean? Jesus!
Bradley: Jewish!
Ava: Okay, can we just take this into my office... please? Right into my office... thank you... come on.
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Ava: Okay... okay Betty, we're making some, some progress. I want you both to close your eyes... take a deep breath, and let's try and reconnect... with some of those feelings you had when you first decided to get married.
Betty: Ava, this Berkeley bullshit isn't going to work on me.
Ava: Mom!
Betty: I'm sorry darling... but I'm not going to take marital advice from my twenty-eight year old newlywed daughter!
Ava: I'm a professional!
Betty: And you're a hopeless romantic. You've been watching Gone With the Wind every Thanksgiving for the last twenty-five years.
Ava: It's a very long weekend!
Bradley: Yeh... and I would give it up honey, Rhett Butler's never going to stick around.
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Bradley: [siren] I'll get it.
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Bradley: Jake... get the hell out!
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Bradley: [Badly clone has lifted Tins shirt slightly to reveal her belly button] Look at that, a built-in M&M holder!
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Hannah: [Runs out of the hotel room screaming] AAAGGGHHHH!
Bradley: What goin-
[trips up]
Jon: [comes out with a baseball bat] Nobody move-
[trips over Bradley]
Rachel: [comes out with her eyes covered] Guys why has it gone all dark?-
[trips over Jon]
Tina: What are you lot doing down there?
Rachel: Am I dreaming? What's this big hard thing?
Tina: Jon
Jon: Get off!
Rachel: Oh sorry
Jo: What is going on in here?
Hannah: [still screaming] AAAGGHHHH!
Hannah: Look at the time! We've missed our flight! Alistair's gonna kill us!
[Everyone starts screaming]
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Rachel: [after entering a room full of clones] Is that Posh Spice eating a steak and kidney pie?
Hannah: Well that proves she's not the real thing.
Hannah: There's Robbie Williams having a food fight with Eminem.
Tina: And Ozzy Osbourne! I can't believe they cloned Ozzy Osbourne.
Bradley: No, that's the real Ozzy Osbourne. Victor never cloned him. He's a mad scientist, but he's not insane.
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Bradley: Butt-sniffers! They're not gonna get away with it!
Steven: Forget it, man. They're too big! We can't win.
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Bradley: Maybe you can make me some pants like his... or did your girlfriend already rip out the seats in the Dodge?
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Bradley: Hey, Hank what are you doin?
Henry: Paintin', crackers
Bradley: I know, but you're not packed, why aren't you packed?
Henry: Cause I'm not goin'
Bradley: Remember when we talked about this last week? Your family coming to come take you home?
Henry: Yeah, but I changed my mind, I'm gonna stay
Bradley: Your family is coming to pick you up, you're going home.
Henry: But, I live here.
Bradley: No, man this is a pit stop. I hear you got a beautiful place man and your family is gonna be there.
Henry: But you're not gonna be there.
Bradley: No, I gotta hang here.
Henry: But I don't know them.
Bradley: They'll be there for you, they're gonna take care of you.
Henry: Well I don't want them to take care of me Bradley! I don't! No!
Bradley: Hank, come on man
Henry: Leave me alone, Bradley
Bradley: Hank you're gonna be just fine, ok?
Henry: I just can't remember.
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Bradley: That woman is hot.
Henry: I know. You gotta get you some of that.
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Bradley: My brother was married. One day he came home, found out she was cheating.
Henry: Cheating?
Bradley: Doin' the serious with another man.
Henry: Oh, no.
Bradley: Oh, yeah.
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Bradley: [recurring line] I gotta get me some of that.
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Bradley: Hey Hank, whatcha doin'?
Henry: Paintin'. Crackers.
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Dane: Do you know why I'm going to hurt you?
[grips Brad's face]
Dane: "Because you can't stop me!" Remember that, Brad?
Bradley: Please don't cut off my fingers. Please don't cut off my fingers. Please don't cut off my fingers!
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[Lt. D'Agosta and Det. Hollingsworth show up to the crime scene in the bathroom]
Lt. Vincent D'Agosta: This is not good.
Martini: Never thought there'd be a worse way to die than a shark attack. Having my head ripped off never occurred to me.
Lt. Vincent D'Agosta: Where is his head?
Det. Hollingsworth: It's over there by the sink.
Margo Green: [Dr. Green walks into the crime scene mistakenly] Lieutenant D'Agosta...
[screaming at the dead body and blood across the room]
Margo Green: Oh, my God! Oh!
Lt. Vincent D'Agosta: Get her out of here!
Bradley: Lieutenant! Over here.
Lt. Vincent D'Agosta: [Det. Hollingsworth attempts to walk over the dead body] No! Don't step over it
Lt. Vincent D'Agosta: [Det. Hollingsworth brings his leg back to walk around the body] It's bad luck. Jesus Christ.
Bradley: There's a half-burnt joint on the floor.
[chuckling]
Bradley: Seems our boy was having a little pot in the potty.
Lt. Vincent D'Agosta: Pot's a misdemeanor. Decapitation seems a bit severe.
[the forensics team member continues to chuckle]
Lt. Vincent D'Agosta: I want the blood on the walls. Get a ballistic analysis. Pinpoint source, speed, force - Full splatter pattern.
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[Lt. D'Agosta and his search team use dogs to search the underground tunnels to the museum]
Lt. Vincent D'Agosta: We've gone off the map, Evans.
Evans: This is the old coal tunnel.
Bradley: Lieutenant!
Lt. Vincent D'Agosta: Yeah?
Bradley: That scent seems to be getting stronger.
Det. Hollingsworth: What the hell is this?
Evans: Electric trams hauled coal right into the basement from the old barges. It's how Chicago stayed warm.
Lt. Vincent D'Agosta: How far does it go?
Evans: This one goes all the way to Lake Michigan. At least that's what they say. No one really comes down here.
Lt. Vincent D'Agosta: So let me ask you something, could somebody get off a ship docked at the lake and go through these tunnels all the way to the museum and not be seen?
Evans: Sure.
Bradley: Hey, we're moving now guys.
Lt. Vincent D'Agosta: Let's go!
[the group begins to run as the dogs snarl them forward, when they arrive to a tighter more pitch black tunnel]
Lt. Vincent D'Agosta: What in God's name is that smell?
Bradley: I don't like this.
Lt. Vincent D'Agosta: Okay, we can do this.
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Bradley: Hey kid go tell Swaney that the Head wants to see Jason Banks.
Bradley: [Kid tells him to go tell them himself] Oi you cheeky little prick, do as you're told.
Marcus: Kids these days, No fucking respect.
Bradley: I blame the schools.
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Bradley: Have you been upsetting my guests?
Jez: No bro, I was joking, ya get me? Wah
[Jez gropes Marcus' fake boobs]
Marcus: Don't play with the things.
Bradley: I ain't your fucking bro.
Jez: Listen you lot need to chill out, it's Darren Mullet's leaving do. The fat twat is dead, you gotta drink to that. Ya get me? Gimme some.
[Jez holds his hands up to slap onto Marcus'. Marcus doesn't move and pulls jez hands down]
Bradley: Why the fuck did you just say that shit to me?
Jez: Bradley, mate it's me.
Bradley: Sort him out
[walks away]
Jez: [Jez calls after him] Mate come on. Bradley, it's me, it's Jeremy.
Marcus: Shhhhhhhhhhh...
[Marcus shouts in the style of Leonidas in 300]
Marcus: SUCK MY TITTIES!
[kicks Jez into the pool]
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Bradley: Alright Jizzum Wanks you little twat, tomorrow at school, I'm going to make kebabs out of your nads.
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Bradley: Fuck me, i'm out of breath. Now what i was trying to say was how sorry I am that Mullet decided to top himself. A bit selfish of him really, leaving Mr. jizzy no mates here, not one fat spaz to call a friend.
Jason: YOU BASTARD!
Bradley: Arr! You're a plucky little fucker aren't you. Now Mullet is dead which means he can't be sending us texts, I don't think that he can get a signal up there, do you?
Marcus: I can't even get a signal in the bogs.
Bradley: Exactly. Now being Shrek risen from the dead, ain't a bad gag. So give me his phone and we'll call it quits.
Jason: I haven't got his phone.
Bradley: Jason, Jason, Jason, you're only hurting yourself mate
[punches Jason in the face]
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Marcus: It's from mullet.
[receives a text]
Bradley: Can't be.
Marcus: Who is doing this Brad?
Bradley: Who is doing this Brad?
[he says mockingly]
Bradley: How the FUCK should I know?
[kicks jason]
Marcus: Brad, Wasn't him.
Bradley: I don't give a fuck, gets on my tits anyway.
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Marcus: Is it true then? Are you actually kicking in her back door?
Bradley: That's my girlfriend you're talking about you fucking moron.
Marcus: I said not to CALL ME THAT!
[They both laugh]
Marcus: Twat.
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Justine: Bradley, you are so fucking childish.
Bradley: [He looks at Alex] Bro, you better put a muzzle on that bitch of yours.
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Bradley: He's dead ok, he's fucking dead. I'm gonna prove it.
Alexis: Oh yeah and how are you gonna do that?
Bradley: I'm gonna dig the fucker up.
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Bradley: So that's Quirt Evans. He's quite a man with the gals. He's closed the eyes of many a man... and opened the eyes of many a woman.
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[last lines]
Bradley: [the marshal picks up Quirt's gun] Hey, Quirt might need that!
Territorial Marshal Wistful McClintock: No. Only a man that carries a gun ever needs one.
Bradley: What are you going to do with it?
Territorial Marshal Wistful McClintock: Hang it on a wall in my office - with a new rope.
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[Bradley has come into the saloon and tells Laredo that Quirt's waiting for him. Laredo gets up and pours himself a drink]
Laredo Stevens: Well, they say a cat's got nine lives. Maybe old Quirt's part cat.
Bradley: He also said he was curious to know how much whiskey it would take... to build up your nerve to come out.
Hondo Jeffries: You're fixin' to get your ears pinned back.
Laredo Stevens: There's a better pair of ears out in the street if you wanna pin somebody's ears back!
[hands the glass to Bradley]
Laredo Stevens: Here, you drink this.
Bradley: Sure... if I don't have to stand near ya.
Laredo Stevens: Come on.
Hondo Jeffries: I wonder if that sharpshootin' marshal's around town?
Bradley: Oh, I saw him ride out of town an hour ago.
Hondo Jeffries: That's good. I wouldn't want him around here to spoil our play.
Laredo Stevens: Yeah. I bet that's just exactly how you meant that.
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George Lennox: So er... what did you do?
Bradley: CIA, Tegucigalpa, '81 to '84, Honduras. You?
George Lennox: Bus driver, double-decker, number 72, Glasgow
[impish smile]
-- Bradley
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