Brad Majors Quotes in Shock Treatment (1981)

Brad Majors: You're a dead-end, dead-beat, nowhere mister with a kisser like a Mississippi alligator's sister!

Brad Majors: To Farley: I'm as sane as you are! Saner!

Cosmo: To Audience: And he was only with us for one day!

Brad Majors: [singing] Dear blender/Now, won't you help a first offender?/Oh, toaster/Don't you put the burn on me/Refrigerator/Why are we always sooner or later/Bitchin' in the kitchen or cryin' in the bedroom all night?

Brad Majors: We lost our mom, we lost our dad, and if I'm losin' you well, that's... too bad!

Brad Majors, Janet Majors: [in song] Some people do it for each other.

Judge Oliver Wright, Betty Hapschatt: Some people do it for their lover.

Brad Majors, Janet Majors: Some people do it for improvement.

Judge Oliver Wright, Betty Hapschatt: Some people do it for the movement.

Brad Majors, Janet Majors: Some people do it for enjoyment.

Judge Oliver Wright, Betty Hapschatt: Some people do it for employment.

Brad Majors, Janet Majors, Judge Oliver Wright, Betty Hapschatt: But, we're gonna do it anyhow, anyhow. We're gonna do it anyhow, anyhow. We're gonna do it no matter how the wind is blowing. We're gonna do it anyhow, anyhow. We're gonna do it anyhow, anyhow. We're gonna do it. We just gotta keep going.

Farley Flavors: [in song] You've lost your heart!

Brad Majors: You lost your cause.

Farley Flavors: You lost your baby when you lost your balls/You lost your mind when you lost your grip, so say bye-bye!

Brad Majors: We lost our home/Our family/You lost compassion, now you're losin' me...

Farley Flavors: Well, the best thing you could ever do is die!

Brad Majors: Seducer!

Farley Flavors: And... who are you, sir?

Brad Majors: Your twin brother and your accuser!

Brad Majors: What are we gonna do, Janet?

Brad Majors: It's all right, Brad. Everything's gonna be all right.