Brad Hamilton Quotes in Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)

Brad Hamilton: Why don't you get a job Spicoli?

Jeff Spicoli: What for?

Brad Hamilton: You need money.

Jeff Spicoli: All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.

Businessman: It says one hundred percent guaranteed, you moron!

Brad Hamilton: Mister, if you don't shut up I'm gonna kick one hundred percent of your ass!

Jeff Spicoli: No shirt, no shoes...

Jeff and Stoner Buds: No dice! Ohhhh.

Brad Hamilton: Right. Learn it. Know it. Live it.

Jeff Spicoli: He's the full hot orator.

Brad Hamilton: Hope you had a hell of a piss, Arnold!

Brad Hamilton: [after Linda opens the door on him while he is masturbating] Jeez. Doesn't anyone fucking knock any more?

[Stacy Hamilton exits the abortion-clinic building, which is across the street from a bowling alley]

Brad Hamilton: [to Stacy] Since when do you go bowling?

Brad Hamilton: GET OFF MY CASE MOTHERFUCKER!

Pirate King: Hamilton, you're going over there as a representative of Captain Hook Fish and Chips. Part of our image, part of our appeal is that uniform, you know that.

Brad Hamilton: You really want me to put this stuff back on?

Pirate King: Yes, I do. Show a little pride.

Dennis Taylor: Hamilton, did you threaten this customer or use profanity in any way?

Brad Hamilton: Well, he started it; he called me a moron, Dennis.

Dennis Taylor: [firmly] Answer! Did you threaten this customer or use profanity in any way?

Brad Hamilton: Yes.

Dennis Taylor: You're fired.

Brad Hamilton: [Television Version, when Mrs. O'Rourke discussed to Brad about his life, and he fires back at her] You know what Mrs. O'Rourke, you don't know me at all. I broke up with my girlfriend this year, I lost my job at All American Burger and two other places. I wake up, at 5:30 to go to work at Mi-T-Mart. Then, I go to school and, go back to Mi-T-Mart. My grades aren't that bad and, you're telling me the fun is over. Man, I'm still waiting for the fun to start!

[Mrs. O'Rourke, shakes her head]

Brad Hamilton: [dumping out cold fries] I shall serve no fries before their time.

Brad Hamilton: Arnold, do you want to work at All-American Burger?

Arnold: Yeah, well, um...

Brad Hamilton: I can probably get you in there. Just let me talk to Dennis Taylor.

[upon entering the restaurant where Brad Hamilton works, Jeff Spicoli and his two friends take off their shirts]

Brad Hamilton: Hey, you guys had shirts on when you came in here.

Jeff Spicoli: Well, something must have happened to them.