Brad Berman Quotes in Indian Summer (1993)

Brad Berman: Is it me? I don't remember it smelling this much like urine.

Matthew Berman: The cabin always smelled like urine. That's how you found it when you came uphill in the dark.

Brad Berman: No toilet paper! Ho-ho-ho! You guys are good! Man, oh yeah. This is a brilliant schreck! You guys working for NASA? Huh? Is there a blueprint for this plan, cause I'd love to see it. Tell me, did ya carry it the toilet paper down in shifts? This isn't a privy, it's a think tank!

Jack: You gotta get up pretty early in the morning to beat the schreck king!

Jamie Ross: Hey, why walk when you can run? You know, Gwen and I run three miles every morning as a warm-up before we work out. Right, baby?

Gwen Daugherty: Right!

[they run off]

Brad Berman: [to Jack, Beth, and Jennifer] We really ought to spend the rest of the week coming up with an elaborate way to kill those two.