Boxer Quotes in S.W.A.T. (2003)

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Boxer Quotes:

  • Alex Montel: American Greed.

    Street: Shut up.

    Alex Montel: So reliable.

    Street: Shut Up! Another officer is dead because you shot your mouth off.

    Alex Montel: That's how I like cops - dead.

    Street: You wanna join him? Huh?

    Alex Montel: He knew the dangers, no? That's why he signed up to be a police officer. Carry a gun in the Wild West - like you, Cowboy. Would you be sitting here if this job wasn't dangerous? Huh? Anyway... killing him probably got you 20 new recruits. You should thank me.

    Street: Yeah, you're right, I should. Boxer, thank him for me, will ya?

    Boxer: Love to.

    [Elbows Montel in the stomach]

  • Boxer: I just want to know what you did to my little sister.

    Street: She's 28, Boxer, okay? And trust me, she's not so little.

    McCabe: [laughing] Oh no, you didn't...

  • [about Boxer's mustache]

    Boxer: Your mother likes it.

    Street: So does your sister.

  • Deke: [Deleted Scene: Locker Room] So my wife's all worried about me workin' SWAT.

    Boxer: They always are at first.

    Deke: [Imitates his wife] "How am I gonna take care of the kids if something happens to you?" So I called to get a little extra insurance. When I tell the chick down there I'm workin SWAT, guess what she does?

    McCabe: Laughs?

    Boxer: Hangs up?

    Deke: She laughs her ass off, AND hangs up.

    McCabe: [as Boxer and TJ laugh] Bitch. Alright guys, take care.

  • Velasquez: [Deleted Scene: Hondo's Introduction- Lt. Velasquez says to Officers of SWAT Division] Gentlemen! Our new 70-David has just made his first stealth entry. If you don't know him, you've probably heard of him: Sergeant Dan "Hondo" Harrelson!

    [Officers cheer and applaud, with Boxer and McCabe's voices louder than the others]

    Velasquez: Here is a man who will outrun, outfight, outshoot

    [Hondo raises his eyebrows in disbelief at Velasquez]

    Velasquez: , outsmart, out-paperwork, ALL OF YOU.

    McCabe: I got 20 bucks says otherwise.

    Boxer: I'll cover 10 of it for you.

    Velasquez: Now you know gambling's not allowed, and I shouldn't have to tell you that... but I'll cover that 10.

    Boxer: Done.

    Velasquez: Few words, Sergeant?

    Hondo: As a matter of fact...

    [Pretends to smack TJ with his book]

  • Boxer: [to Street] Hey, don't forget to take your safety off!

  • [first lines]

    Boxer: Jackson, you going to go to Hong Kong?

    Jackson: I love anything full contact. I need a few more scars on my face.

    Boxer: But I heard you can get killed at that Kumite.

    Jackson: Only if you fuck up.

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