Bouncer Quotes in Charlie's Angels (2000)
Natalie: I have to go. I can't explain now but will you call me tomorrow?
[Natalie runs off. Runs back, kisses him and runs off again. Pete turns to the bouncers]
Bouncer: Oh, you bad!
Bouncer: Yeah, you bad!
Pete: Finally you guys warm up a little.
Bouncer: Hey you! You wanna dance on stage?
Natalie, Pete: Us? Yeah!
Bouncer: No. Stage is for the ladies.
Natalie: Oh, then you know what? I'm just gonna find a place on the floor.
Pete: [to bouncer] Wait a minute!
Pete: This is like Soul Train's highest honor, I am NOT gonna sit here and let you NOT go up there so yeah, she'll go.
Natalie: Really? Cause I've always wanted to go up there.
Pete: Have a great time!
Natalie: See you in a minute!
Bouncer: Sorry Mr. Carter, you're not on the list.
[Jack punches him]
Jack Carter: Nobody likes the list guy.
Bouncer: Hold it! Where are you going? I think I know you, pal.
Matt Hunter: Makes us even. I don't know you either.
Bouncer: You don't have to know me, jerk? You buying or selling?
Matt Hunter: Just looking.
Bouncer: No, no, no, no. You don't look here. This ain't no peep show. You got business, do it. You got that, huh?
Matt Hunter: I'm not sure.
[Grab the hand of the bottle of a beer]
Matt Hunter: You want to run that by me again?
[But suddenly cracked the bottle of beer in his hand by Hunter]
Bouncer: Ah! Ahh!
Matt Hunter: That's okay. I think I get it.
Bouncer: [examining a golf bag] What's in here?
Spats' Henchman: My golf clubs. The putter, niblick, number three iron...
Bouncer: [pulling out a Tommy sub-machine gun] What's this?
Spats' Henchman: My mashie!
Bouncer: [throws a drunk Chris out of the bar] And stay out!
Bouncer: Always wanted to say that.
Bouncer: [outside the Club Luna] Claude said no one is to be admitted once the door was locked.
Serafine: The full moon is rising; would you rather I remained out here with you?
Bouncer: Uh, no.
[opens the door and lets Serafine in, quickly locking the door behind her]
Bouncer: Sorry we are full.
Inspector LeDuc: This building is closed
Inspector LeDuc: who gave you a permit for this party?
Bouncer: Ask the boss inside.
[let's them in]
[Abdul and Tariq approach a local nightclub]
Bouncer: All right, Tony, how ya goin' mate?
Tariq Khan: All right, Bazza?
Bouncer: Yeah, good to see ya. All right, in ya go.
Tariq Khan: Nice, mate.
Bouncer: [to Abdul] Where do you think you're going, smiler?
Tariq Khan: This is our kid, erm...
Abdul Khan: Arthur, me name's Arthur.
Marv: [Marv is walking in the back door to Kadie's]
Marv: Walk down the right back alley in Sin City...
Bouncer: [the bouncer throws someone out the door] Leave your hands off Nancy!
Marv: [voiceover] ... and you could find anything.
[Marv steps over the man on the ground and walks right up to the bouncer]
Bouncer: That coat looks like Baghdad. So does your face. Take off!
[Marv jabs his thumbs into the bouncer's eyes and walks him backwards through the door]
Bouncer: Urrrghh... aaahhhhh! Ahhh!
[Marv throws him into a corner booth]
Maeve: [watching the whole thing] He's new here, Marv, he didn't know.
Kit Winter: It's easy. It's like breathing. It's like a heartbeat.
Reporter 1: Have you been following the Tom and Theo trial?
Reporter 2: Where's Barnaby?
Reporter 3: Carmen, who made your dress?
Bouncer: Get that camera out of here!
June Goffe: [angrily to the bouncer] Why don't you ask him why he's wearing those white gloves? He's been givin' me the itch all night.
Edward Honig: [nervously] No, it's a misunderstanding.
June Goffe: [contemptuously] He's got a rash on his hands.
Bouncer: [angrily] Is that a fact?
Edward Honig: [desperately] No, it's a nervous condition.
Hese: Is Claus here?
Hese: Santa Claus!
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