Both Quotes in The Cannonball Run (1981)
Batman: Mad Dog, you ARE going to take the shortcut to the Interstate, aren't you?
Mad Dog: We're here to win, ain't we? If you're gonna be a bear, BE A GRIZZLY!
Jill: You know, Marcie, we've got this routine down.
Marcie: Yeah. I think we're ready for the Cannonball.
Jill: Oh, I think so. How far is Redondo beach?
Marcie: 150 miles.
Jill: Hah. An hour flat.
Marcie: What're we waiting for?
Both: LET'S GO.
Vic DeRubis: Alec?
Alec Stewart: Did you talk to Big Wally?
Vic DeRubis: Yeah, yeah. I told him you got away on me. He was very... unhappy.
Alec Stewart: Trust me. It's the BRIGHTEST move you ever made.
Vic DeRubis: Yeah, well, meanwhile, my reputation as an enforcer has been permanently... soiled.
Alec Stewart: But when we win, you just say you caught up with me and I gave you the 50 grand, then we SPLIT the other 50 grand and everyones happy.
Vic DeRubis: Right. Hey! (Grabs Alec) WAIT A MINUTE! The deal is: I get 35, YOU get 15.
Alec Stewart: Isn't that what I said?
Vic DeRubis: You just said we'd split it.
Alec Stewart: But I didn't say we'd split it EVENLY. YOU get 15, and I get 35.
Vic DeRubis: And if we don't win?
Alec Stewart: Then you kill me.
[Long silence, then both enter the Jag]
Mario: Treat your tools like a friend. Keep 'em by you. Lever let 'em down, and they're always at your side.
Luigi: Hey, Mario, how is it that for every situation that could possibly come up, you always got a saying about tools?
Mario: I got 'em from Papa.
Both: He got 'em from Grandpapa!
Amelia Earhart: [Sees Kah Mun Rah's men approaching] Crimey, we're jimmy-jacked!
Larry Daley: Jimmy-jacked?
Amelia Earhart: It's the way I speak!
Larry Daley: Yeah, but that sounds made-up, even for you...
Amelia Earhart: [flatly] 'Oh no, our path has been blocked by bad people' what's the fun in that? The point is, we're not getting into 'Air and Space' right now.
Larry Daley: Yeah, you're right. We are...
Louis Winthorpe III: Nenge? Nenge Mboko? It is me, Lionel Joseph!
Billy Ray Valentine: Lionel! From the African Education Conference!
Louis Winthorpe III: Yah, mon, I was Director of Cultural Activities at the Haile Selassie Pavilion.
Billy Ray Valentine: I remember the pavilion - we had big fun there!
Both: Boo-boo yah, boo-boo yah, boo-boo yah, hah! Boo-boo yah, boo-boo yah, boo-boo yah, hah!
Billy Ray Valentine: Oh, memories!
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Characters on The Cannonball Run (1981)
- J.J. McClure
- Victor Prinsi
- The Greek
- Jamie Blake
- Doctor Nikolas Van Helsing
- Shaky Finch
- Mr. Foyt
- Pamela Glover
- Female Cop Pulling Over Lamborghini Babes
- Seymour Goldfarb Jr
- The Sheik
- Bradford Compton
- Jackie Chan, Subaru Driver
- California Highway Patrolman
- Jill Rivers
- Captain Chaos
- Chief Biker
- Female Race Official
- Boy with Camera
- Mom Goldfarb