Boss Baby Quotes in The Boss Baby (2017)


Boss Baby Quotes:

  • Tim: [about "Blackbird"] That's my special song! My parents wrote it just for me.

    Boss Baby: Your parents are Lennon and McCartney?

  • [from trailer]

    [at a conference with other babies]

    Boss Baby: Put... that... cookie... down! Cookies are for closers!

  • Tim: Who ARE you?

    Boss Baby: I'm the *boss*.

  • Tim: You can talk!

    Boss Baby: Ah, goo goo ga ga.

    Tim: No, you can really talk!

    Boss Baby: Fine! I can talk. Now let's see if you can listen. Give me a double espresso and find a place around here with good sushi, I KILL for a spicy tuna roll right about now.

    [gives Tim some money]

    Boss Baby: Get yourself a little somethin'.

  • Tim: Can't we just share?

    Boss Baby: You really didn't go to business school, did you?

  • Boss Baby: I can't do this without you.

    Tim: Yeah, we DO make a pretty good team.

    Boss Baby: No really... I can't reach the doorknobs.

  • Boss Baby: [in puppy costume] I've never been more embarrassed in my LIFE.

    [dog sniffs costume's bottom part]

    Boss Baby: Ugh!

  • [repeated line]

    Boss Baby: Fart! Poop duty!

  • Tim: [regarding Baby Corp] So this whole place is run by babies?

    Boss Baby: Yep.

    Tim: My dad says "Those who can, do. And those who can't, supervise."

    Boss Baby: Your father was a hippie.

  • Tim: [to Boss Baby] What if you go baby again?

    Boss Baby: Don't worry. I'll be fine.

    [Goes into normal baby mode]

    Boss Baby: Fine, fine, fine...


    Boss Baby: ... fine!

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