Boss Baby Quotes in The Boss Baby (2017)

Tim: [about "Blackbird"] That's my special song! My parents wrote it just for me.

Boss Baby: Your parents are Lennon and McCartney?

[from trailer]

[at a conference with other babies]

Boss Baby: Put... that... cookie... down! Cookies are for closers!

Tim: Who ARE you?

Boss Baby: I'm the *boss*.

Tim: You can talk!

Boss Baby: Ah, goo goo ga ga.

Tim: No, you can really talk!

Boss Baby: Fine! I can talk. Now let's see if you can listen. Give me a double espresso and find a place around here with good sushi, I KILL for a spicy tuna roll right about now.

[gives Tim some money]

Boss Baby: Get yourself a little somethin'.

Tim: Can't we just share?

Boss Baby: You really didn't go to business school, did you?

Boss Baby: I can't do this without you.

Tim: Yeah, we DO make a pretty good team.

Boss Baby: No really... I can't reach the doorknobs.

Boss Baby: [in puppy costume] I've never been more embarrassed in my LIFE.

[dog sniffs costume's bottom part]

Boss Baby: Ugh!

[repeated line]

Boss Baby: Fart! Poop duty!

Tim: [regarding Baby Corp] So this whole place is run by babies?

Boss Baby: Yep.

Tim: My dad says "Those who can, do. And those who can't, supervise."

Boss Baby: Your father was a hippie.

Tim: [to Boss Baby] What if you go baby again?

Boss Baby: Don't worry. I'll be fine.

[Goes into normal baby mode]

Boss Baby: Fine, fine, fine...

[Slaps]

Boss Baby: ... fine!