Bosley Quotes in Charlie's Angels (2000)

[one of Alex's muffins is embedded in the door]

Bosley: What do you call this?

Dylan: Chinese fighting muffin.

Bosley: That's not funny. A friend of mine took a fighting muffin in the chest; they sent him home in four Ziploc bags.

Bosley: And I had a really long talk with a squirrel one time, longer in fact than I can with most people.

[last lines]

Dylan: To Charlie.

Alex: To Charlie.

Natalie: To Charlie.

Bosley: To Charlie.

[falls over]

Bosley: Let me toast you ladies, with some ice cubes!

Charles Townsend: Bosley, I hope the Angels aren't being too rough on you.

Bosley: Man, please. I date fat women. What you talkin' 'bout?

Bosley: I got sand all in my ass. I can't hardly walk.