Boris The Animal Quotes in Men in Black 3 (2012)

[Boris meets his younger self in 1969]

Boris The Animal: You pathetic waste of Boglodite flesh, I would kill you now if I didn't value my own life!

Boris The Animal: Who are you?

Boris The Animal: Look at you! Every mistake I ever made, just waiting to happen!

Boris The Animal: What happened to my arm?

Boris The Animal: You lose it, shot off by a human!

Boris The Animal: No human can defeat me!

Boris The Animal: You spend the next forty years in prison, chained up like an animal!

Boris The Animal: There is no prison that can hold me!

Boris The Animal: They built one specially for us, on the moon!

Boris The Animal: The humans haven't been to the moon, so they cannot have built it there already!

Boris The Animal: Stop arguing! You can avoid all of that, if you just listen to me!

Boris The Animal: YOU were defeated! YOU let it get shot off! That wasn't me, that was YOU!

[Both Borises roar at each other]

Agent J: You're gonna lose!

Boris The Animal: Let's agree to disagree!

Boris The Animal: What's your plan?

Boris The Animal: Prevent the ArcNet from being deployed. Kill anyone who tries!

Boris The Animal: Good plan - didn't work. With my help we'll get the ArcNet, kill Agent K, the invasion will be successful and we will get to keep both of our...

[sees his younger version staring at his stump]

Boris The Animal: STOP STARING AT IT! Listen...

Boris The Animal: Go ahead, arrest me!

Young Agent K: Not this time.

[blasts Boris]

[repeated line]

Boris The Animal: [on being addressed as "Boris the Animal"] It's just Boris.

Boris The Animal: Hello, K.

Agent K: Boris the Animal.

Boris The Animal: [angrily] It's just Boris.

Agent K: You haven't changed very much. I see the arm I shot off is still shot off.

Boris The Animal: Yes, my arm. We've thought about that moment every day for the last 40 years.

Agent K: Well, that's just not living a full life.

[J is able to rewind time and evade Boris's attack]

Boris The Animal: It's not possible...

Agent J: Let's agree to disagree!

[knocks Boris into a jet blast]

Boris The Animal: [falling] IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!

Boris The Animal: I win! I'm better than me.

Young Agent K: [Blows off Boris's arm]

Boris The Animal: Let's rewrite history, shall we, K?

[facing a squad of prison guards]

Boris The Animal: It's cold in here. Mind if I open a window?

[blasts a hole in the prison wall, causing a vortex]

Coney Island Flower Child: Far out!

[touches Boris' motorcycle]

Boris The Animal: If you want to keep that, I wouldn't.

Coney Island Flower Child: Make love, not war!

Boris The Animal: I prefer to do both.

Coney Island Flower Child: Hey, make love, not war.

Boris The Animal: I prefer to do both.

[arriving in 1969]

Boris The Animal: I feel younger already.

Boris The Animal: [to K] You don't know it, but you are already dead!

[Lily holds on to Boris so as not to get sucked into space]

Boris The Animal: Sorry, darling. We did love the cake.

[lets go of Lily]

Agent J: Boris! Boris the Animal!

Boris The Animal: [lunges] IT'S JUST BORIS!

Obadiah Price: Boris! Boris the Animal! We had a deal, remember?

Boris The Animal: Obadiah Price... yes, I did make you a promise.

Boris The Animal: [meeting his younger self] You pathetic waste of Boglodite flesh! I'd kill you right now if I didn't value my own life.

Boris The Animal: Who are YOU?

Boris The Animal: Look at you... Every mistake I've ever made, just waiting to happen.

Boris The Animal: What happened to my arm?

Boris The Animal: You lose it. Shot off by a human.

Boris The Animal: No human could defeat me!

Boris The Animal: You spend the next forty years in prison, chained up like an animal!

Boris The Animal: No prison can hold me!

Boris The Animal: They built one especially FOR us, on the moon.

Boris The Animal: [voice deepening] No human has been to the moon, so they cannot have built it there already.

Boris The Animal: [voice deepening] Stop arguing! You could avoid all of that if you'd just listen to me!

Boris The Animal: YOU were defeated! YOU let it get shot off! That wasn't me, that was YOU!

[they roar at each other]

Boris The Animal: [calming himself] What's your plan?

Boris The Animal: Prevent the Arc Net from being deployed, kill anyone who tries!

Boris The Animal: Good plan; didn't work. With my help, we'll get the Arc Net, kill Agent K; the invasion will be successful; and we'll get to keep both of our...

[notices his younger self staring at his stump]

Boris The Animal: [in deep raspy voice] ARGH! STOP STARING AT IT! Listen!