Boog Quotes in Superman II (1980)

J.J.: Hey sweet thing, set them buns down here!

Ursa: [she sits and holds out her arm] Let's just hold hands.

J.J.: [he takes her hand] Let me know if this tickles.

[she throws him, breaking the table]

J.J.: I think my arm's broken.

Boog: Girl or no girl, you're gonna spit teeth. Get up!

[Zod flings him through the bar wall into the dirt road, right in front of Willie and the Sheriff]

Elliot: Ian's right, I'm a loser

Boog: No you're not a loser

Elliot: Yes I am!

Boog: No you're not!

Elliot: Yes!

Boog: No!

Elliot: Trust me, you know the day I met you Ian kicked me out of the herd, I lost my antler, I got run over, and tied to the hood of a truck. What do you call that?

Boog: Ahhh... a loser! But check this out... behold the mighty grizzly... I look like a bear, I talk like a bear but I can't fish, I can't climb a tree, I can't even go in the woods!

Elliot: Thats nothing! Half doe, half buck! I'm a duck!

Boog: I ride a unicycle for crackers.

Elliot: I have a glass eye.

Boog: I can't snap.

Elliot: I thought log was a colour.

Boog: I can't see my feet!

Elliot: I killed a man!

[Both laugh]

Elliot: [when Boog asks where are the toilets in the forest] Don't look now, but I see a little bush with your name written all over it.

Boog: A bush? Are you serious?

Elliot: Go on. Its just like riding a bicycle, only... you're crapping on it.

[Boog reluctantly goes to the bush]

Elliot: Show us your GRRR face, nature boy!

Boog: The Woo-Hoo bar. She's my lady. Smooth and creamy. So bad, I shouldn't, yet I will.

Boog: [holds Elliot over a cliff] Take a good look around, Elliot. What's missing?

Elliot: Wait, don't tell me, I know this one...

Boog: Timberline is missing!

Elliot: Oh, I was just going to say that.

Boog: My garage is missing. My breakfast, lunch and dinner are missing! My life is missing, and it's all... your... fault!

Elliot: What are you going to do?

[drops him into his hand]

Elliot: AHHHHHHHH!

[realizes that he wasn't falling]

Elliot: Ha ha! you're funny. I was like, "No way" and then I was like, "Uh-huh!" Ha ha ha ha!

[Boog throws him over his shoulder]

McSquizzy: Oy, you late for Sunday school? This is McSquizzy's turf. Nobody messes with McSquizzy, coz that's me!

Boog: What?

McSquizzy: Touch a needle on this tree, and I'll give you such a doing!

Boog: You and what army?

[an army of sqirrels appears]

Squirrels: Oy!

Boog: Oh, that army.

Boog: When I'm a bear-skin rug, they can walk all over me. Until then, I ain't going down without a fight.

Boog: [Eating animal crackers] Yeah, and the giraffes taste almost exactly like the elephants. That's messed up.

Boog: The woods is no place for a bear!

Boog: All right, fish. Give it up for Boog!

Elliot: I get it. You're like a pet.

Boog: I'm nobody's pet!

Elliot: [Holding up a water dish that reads "Boog"] Right.

Beth: You're in big trouble mister!

Boog: Shush!

[Boog passes out]

[Boog has just found out that he's in the woods]

Boog: Where's home? It's gone! Someone stole it!

Elliot: [standing with his butt in the air, his antler stuck to the ground] Hey, Boog! Look, no hands! Though I think I'm getting a sunburn.

Boog: All right, where's home?

Elliot: Or maybe it's a moonburn. Check it out.

[Boog slaps him in the butt]

Elliot: Ow!

Boog: [Helium voice] Hello, idiot.

Elliot: [Helium voice] That's Elliot.

Boog: Get out of here!

Elliot: Hey, I took you out of the garage. You should thank me.

Boog: Thank you?

Elliot: You're welcome.

Boog: [stumbles into garage and sees Dinkleman staring from his bed] What are you looking at? I told you not to wait up!

Boog: We've been going around in circles!

Elliot: Cir-cle. One time around.

McSquizzy: Is this a private fight or can anybody join? Because McSquezzy wants in.

Boog: Good, 'cause we're gonna need your nuts!

Elliot: And your acorns, too!

Boog: [after waking up in the wild face-to-face with a flower] Ooooohhh... pretty

Santa Claus: Patch gone? Where will he go? What will he do? The world is no place for an elf.

Boog: The world's a nice enough place, isn't it?

Honka: I mean, they send such nice letters from there! It must be!

Lori: [about a Ouija board] You gotta ask it a question!

Boog: Will I... ever have a girlfriend?

Patti: No.

Lori: Boog, you gotta ask it a serious question! Like - Ouija board, Ouija board, will The Smiths ever get back together?

Boog: I just want to get laid, that's all.

Patti: Well, Boog, my funkified little friend, my suggestion is either double up on the whackin' off, or turn faggot super-quick 'cause it ain't happening here.

Boog: I tried being queer for a while, but... guys don't like me, either.

Boog: I think it'd be actually pretty cool if I died from AIDS or something.

Lori: What?

Patti: Say what?

Boog: Well, that means I would've had sex with someone before I died, you know?