Boobie Miles Quotes in Friday Night Lights (2004)

Boobie Miles: What am I gonna do if I can't play football? I'm not good at nothin'!

Boobie Miles: Y'all wanna win? Put Boobie in.

Boobie Miles: I get straight A's. I'm a athlete.

Reporter: In what subject?

Boobie Miles: Hey, there's only one subject. It's football.

Boobie Miles: Yo, Billingsley, you don't have to ever worry about hanging on to the football, you know why?

Don Billingsley: Why?

Boobie Miles: Because you ain't never gonna get the ball. Your job is to be blocking for Boobie and I don't care if your dad is sitting over there crying.

Don Billingsley: [Attacks Boobie] You just never shut up, do you?

Reporter: Should we believe the hype?

Boobie Miles: What hype?

Reporter: The hype about Boobie Miles.

Boobie Miles: Now hype is something that's not for real. I'm all real.

Boobie Miles: God made black beautiful. God made Boobie beautiful. And when I knock someone out, I'm gonna knock 'em out in nikes and I'm gonna smile while I do it.

Mike Winchell: Hey Boobie, you didn't lift.

Boobie Miles: C'mon man. This is god given. The only thing I gotta do is show up.

Boobie Miles: Yo, Mike. You gonna come visit my distinguished ass out in California?

Boobie Miles: Boobie's gonna knock 'em out with black Nikes on his feet!

Boobie Miles: Go on, go on and be perfect

Boobie Miles: Mike Winchell. If you don't smile I?m gonna stick 'bout 4 jello pudding pops up your white ass!

Boobie Miles: Where's your girlfriend at, Water Bug?

Chris Comer: What?

Boobie Miles: You mean to say you have no girlfriend, Water Bug?

Permian Assistant Coach: 5 minutes, boys.

Boobie Miles: You want to know why you have no girlfriend, Water Bug?

Chris Comer: Why?

Boobie Miles: You got the wrong shoes, man!

[Comer looks at him confused]

Boobie Miles: You got on white Adidas! Dude, everyone knows that the shoes to wear is Nikes!

[Boobie pronounces them as Niks]

Boobie Miles: Adida can't hold a nickel next to Nike! Ask Ivory! Ask Preacher Man!

Ivory Christian: It don't matter what shoes you wear, Boobie.

Boobie Miles: C'mon, Preacher, bullshit!

Ivory Christian: Don't matter, man.

Boobie Miles: You know God made black beautiful. God made Boobie beautiful, black and strong...

Don Billingsley: [to Chavez] His mouth is getting bigger and bigger and bigger.

Boobie Miles: ...And when Boobie knocks some punks out, Boobie is going to knock them out with black Nikes on his feet, now ain't that right?

Ivory Christian: I could knock you out in a pair of flip flops.

Boobie Miles: Yeah, well I'm going to knock them out with black Nikes on my feet. And I'm gonna smile when I do.