Bobo Quotes in The Muppets (2011)

Bobo: Are we working for the bad guy?

Bobo: [singing] Together again.

[Deadly joins in]

Bobo, Uncle Deadly: Gee, it's good to be...

Tex Richman: [cuts them off] NO SINGING IN MY OFFICE!

Bobo: I love geriatric humor...

Statler: [the door opens, Statler, Waldorf, Uncle Deadly, Bobo the Bear, and Tex Richman enter the room] There, now this here is Kermit the Frog's old office.

Waldorf: Or so we've been 'toad'.

[Statler and Waldorf chuckle]

Tex Richman: Well, as you know, gentlemen, I've loved the Muppets since I was a boy.

Uncle Deadly, Bobo: Mm-hmm.

Tex Richman: And what better way to honor the Muppets than to make this beautiful studio a Muppet museum.

[Walter gasps while hiding underneath a table]

Tex Richman: I think I'll call this room the "Kermit the Frog's Old Office Room".

Uncle Deadly: Oh, good one, Mr. Richman.

Bobo: Oh, that is lovely.

Waldorf: Now, ahem, this here is the standard "Rich and Famous" contract Kermit signed 30 years ago that contains...

Tex Richman: The deed to this property.

Waldorf: Exactly.

Waldorf: Now, this contract is 100 percent iron-clad, with one minor exception: if the Muppets can raise the $10 million it would cost to buy the building before this contract expires, then they get their studio back.

Statler: You know, if I didn't know better, I'd say you were reciting some sort of an important plot point.

Waldorf: Well, I hope so; otherwise I just bored the audience half to death.

Statler: You mean half the audience is still alive?

[Statler and Waldorf chuckle]

Waldorf: It's nice doing business with you.

Statler: Yes, sir. Come on.

Waldorf: Good-bye.

Bobo: [to Uncle Deadly] I love geriatric humor.

[from trailer]

Pirate Captain: [looks at Darwin's house] You don't get many girls, do you?

Bobo: No. He. Doesn't.

[from trailer]

Pirate Captain: What pirates? Nobody here but us girl scouts!

[the crew is disguised in scout uniforms]

Bobo: Yeah. Right.

Bobo: [the three are playing cards] If I win, I get... another bowl of cereal!

L'il Debbull: If I win, I get... Diane!

Diane Lightson: [cutesy] No, Lil' Debbull

Bobo: Hi! I'm Bobo, that's Lil' Debbull!

L'il Debbull: Hi, we're not allowed inside the house!

[Eldona is about to throw Diane into an oil well after being chased by Bobo and L'il Debbull]

L'il Debbull: Eldona's got her, that's good.

Bobo: That's not good!

L'il Debbull: No, that's not good!

Bobo: You're the one who's fat!

L'il Debbull: Not as fat as you!

Johnny: [Bobo shows up with the dessert cart] Would you like some dessert?

Loretta Castorini: [looks at the cart] You know I really shouldn't.

Johnny: Will you marry me?

Loretta Castorini: Bobo, take the cart away.

Bobo: Veddy good, miss.

Bobo: [in prison] Say, Lou, how 'bout give me another chance when I get out.

Lady Lou: When do you get out?

Bobo: Fifteen years.

Lady Lou: That's a date.

Bobo: Have you ever operated heavy machinery while taking antihistamines?

Bobo: Women... you can't live with 'em... and you can't shoot 'em.

Jordan Oliver: [after plummeting several stories because somebody cut their bedsheet rope] Oh, oooh... it's because of people like that our Blue Cross rates are going up.

Bobo: It's a good thing the ground was here to break our fall.