Bobby Farrelly Quotes in The Three Stooges (2012)

Bobby Farrelly: [epilogue] Hello everyone, I'm Bob Farrelly.

Pete Farrelly: And I'm Pete Farrelly, and we're the guys that made the movie you just watched.

Bobby Farrelly: We want you know that all the stunts that were performed in our film, they were done by professionals. And all the tools are not real, they're rubber. Watch this:

[Bobby picks up a hammer made of rubber, and bends the plastic head; he hits Pete on the head]

Bobby Farrelly: Now let's watch that with sound effects.

[Bobby hits Pete with a hammer, and this time a "clank" sound effect is heard]

Bobby Farrelly: Pretty cool.

Pete Farrelly: Remember that sledgehammer scene? That, too, is made out of rubber. Fake, isn't that right, Bobby?

[Pete bends the rubber head of a sledgehammer prop]

Bobby Farrelly: That's right, Pete.

[Pete hits Bobby with the rubber sledgehammer prop, a "clank" sound effect is heard]

Pete Farrelly: See? he didn't get hurt.

Bobby Farrelly: Remember the eye poke?

[Bobby jabs two fingers against Pete's forehead, making a "poke" sound effect]

Bobby Farrelly: Now let's look at that again in slow motion.

[the instant replay shows Bobby's fingers only making contact with the forehead just above the eyebrows, but not in the eyes, making a "poke" sound effect]

Bobby Farrelly: Kids, do not poke anyone in the eye. It's very dangerous.

Pete Farrelly: The point is, this movie's all about fun and games, so please play safe at home. Thank you.