Bobbie Markowitz Quotes in The Stepford Wives (2004)

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Bobbie Markowitz Quotes:

  • Bobbie Markowitz: Add it up. All the women around here are perfect sex-kitten bimbos. All the men are drooling nerds. Doesn't that seem strange?

    Joanna Eberhart: Not to me.

    Bobbie Markowitz: Why not?

    Joanna Eberhart: I work in television.

  • Roger Bannister: She's drunk

    Bobbie Markowitz: She's blonde.

  • Joanna Eberhart: We're trespassing!

    Bobbie Markowitz: Only if we get caught.

  • Joanna Eberhart: Bobbie! Bobbie... this isn't you...

    Bobbie Markowitz: That's right, Joanna! This isn't me, it's a whole new me. I'm happy, and I'm healthy, because I understand what's important in life.

    Joanna Eberhart: Yes, your new book!

    Bobbie Markowitz: [starts advancing on Joanna] That's right! That's what's important, my new cookbook. And my husband, and my family, and making a perfect home. It's a lesson every gal needs to learn, especially you. I'm your friend, Joanna, I'm going to help you. You need me.

    Joanna Eberhart: You stay away from me!

    Bobbie Markowitz: You are driven.

    Joanna Eberhart: Well, sometimes...

    Bobbie Markowitz: And you're selfish! You wanna rule the world! I can fix you. I can change you.

    Joanna Eberhart: [notices Bobbie's hand is resting upon the lit stove, yet she doesn't burn] What... have... they... done... to... you?

    Bobbie Markowitz: Let's get busy!

  • Dave Markowitz: Cup cakes anyone?

    Dave Markowitz: Cup cakes! Hey, right on time. Jo these are smokin'.

    [to Bobbie]

    Dave Markowitz: Why can't you make stuff like this?

    Bobbie Markowitz: Why don't you?

    Dave Markowitz: Because I have a penis.

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