Bobbie Markowitz Quotes in The Stepford Wives (2004)
Bobbie Markowitz Quotes:
Bobbie Markowitz: Add it up. All the women around here are perfect sex-kitten bimbos. All the men are drooling nerds. Doesn't that seem strange?
Joanna Eberhart: Not to me.
Bobbie Markowitz: Why not?
Joanna Eberhart: I work in television.
Roger Bannister: She's drunk
Bobbie Markowitz: She's blonde.
Joanna Eberhart: We're trespassing!
Bobbie Markowitz: Only if we get caught.
Joanna Eberhart: Bobbie! Bobbie... this isn't you...
Bobbie Markowitz: That's right, Joanna! This isn't me, it's a whole new me. I'm happy, and I'm healthy, because I understand what's important in life.
Joanna Eberhart: Yes, your new book!
Bobbie Markowitz: [starts advancing on Joanna] That's right! That's what's important, my new cookbook. And my husband, and my family, and making a perfect home. It's a lesson every gal needs to learn, especially you. I'm your friend, Joanna, I'm going to help you. You need me.
Joanna Eberhart: You stay away from me!
Bobbie Markowitz: You are driven.
Joanna Eberhart: Well, sometimes...
Bobbie Markowitz: And you're selfish! You wanna rule the world! I can fix you. I can change you.
Joanna Eberhart: [notices Bobbie's hand is resting upon the lit stove, yet she doesn't burn] What... have... they... done... to... you?
Bobbie Markowitz: Let's get busy!
Dave Markowitz: Cup cakes anyone?
Dave Markowitz: Cup cakes! Hey, right on time. Jo these are smokin'.
Dave Markowitz: Why can't you make stuff like this?
Bobbie Markowitz: Why don't you?
Dave Markowitz: Because I have a penis.
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Characters on The Stepford Wives (2004)
- Claire Wellington
- Walter Kresby
- Joanna Eberhart
- Stepford Wife
- Bobbi Markowitz
- Mike Wellington
- Roger Bannister
- Joanna Eberhard
- Max Markowitz
- Kimberly Kresby
- Ted Van Sant
- Vic Stevens
- Stan Peters
- Dave Markowitz
- Charmaine Van Sant
- Helen Devlin
- Supermarket Announcer
- Additional Stepford Wife
- Sarah Sunderson
- Jerry Harmon