Bobbi Markowitz Quotes in The Stepford Wives (2004)

Stepford Wife: I'm going to use a pinecone as the baby Jesus this year.

Bobbi Markowitz: And I'm going to attach a pinecone to my vibrator and have a really merry Christmas!

Bobbi Markowitz: I got you Mace Windu and Amidala.

Max Markowitz: And Boba Fett?

Bobbi Markowitz: They were all sold out.

Max Markowitz: Aw, Mom.

[grumbles]

Bobbi Markowitz: Here's five hundred dollars.

Joanna Eberhard: If you're in Manhattan, what do you do if you find out you're neighbour is sick?

Roger Bannister: Call her...

Bobbi Markowitz: -To see if she is going to die...

Roger Bannister: -So we could rent the apartment.

Joanna Eberhart: How do I look?

Bobbi Markowitz: Can I be perfectly honest?

Joanna Eberhart: Mm-hmmm.

Bobbi Markowitz: You kind of look like Betty Crocker.

Joanna Eberhart: I know.

Roger Bannister: At Betty Ford.

Joanna Eberhart: Hey, aren't you Bobbi Markowitz? I love your books. What was the name of that book, the one about your mother?

Bobbi Markowitz: "I Love You, But Please Die."

Bobbi Markowitz: My psychiatrist says I need creative chaos.

Roger Bannister: My shrink says I need boundaries.

Joanna Eberhart: My doctor says I need enough electricity to jumpstart Vegas.

Bobbi Markowitz: [Discussing how to include Jewish Bobbie in Stepford's Christmas] Or maybe I could just use hundreds of Pine Cones to spell out the words 'Big Jew' in letters 15 feet tall, on the snow in my front yard?

Claire Wellington: ...That's a wonderful idea!

Claire Wellington: [at the Stepford Bookclub, Claire is discussing a book on Christmas] Now Bobbi. We all realize you're probably feeling a bit uncomfortable with this weeks book because...

[Frowns]

Claire Wellington: what's the word I'm looking for

Additional Stepford Wife: New?

Sarah Sunderson: Scared?

Roger Bannister: Cranky?

Claire Wellington: [remembering] Jewish.

Bobbi Markowitz: [smiling] Same thing.

Claire Wellington: [to all] But the Heritage Hills series is very inclusive. In fact there is a whole chapter,

[to Bobbi]

Claire Wellington: about Chanukah

Bobbi Markowitz: [as Claire is ranting and raving during the reception] She's nuts!