Bobbi Markowitz Quotes in The Stepford Wives (2004)
Bobbi Markowitz Quotes:
Stepford Wife: I'm going to use a pinecone as the baby Jesus this year.
Bobbi Markowitz: And I'm going to attach a pinecone to my vibrator and have a really merry Christmas!
Bobbi Markowitz: I got you Mace Windu and Amidala.
Max Markowitz: And Boba Fett?
Bobbi Markowitz: They were all sold out.
Max Markowitz: Aw, Mom.
Bobbi Markowitz: Here's five hundred dollars.
Joanna Eberhard: If you're in Manhattan, what do you do if you find out you're neighbour is sick?
Roger Bannister: Call her...
Bobbi Markowitz: -To see if she is going to die...
Roger Bannister: -So we could rent the apartment.
Joanna Eberhart: How do I look?
Bobbi Markowitz: Can I be perfectly honest?
Joanna Eberhart: Mm-hmmm.
Bobbi Markowitz: You kind of look like Betty Crocker.
Joanna Eberhart: I know.
Roger Bannister: At Betty Ford.
Joanna Eberhart: Hey, aren't you Bobbi Markowitz? I love your books. What was the name of that book, the one about your mother?
Bobbi Markowitz: "I Love You, But Please Die."
Bobbi Markowitz: My psychiatrist says I need creative chaos.
Roger Bannister: My shrink says I need boundaries.
Joanna Eberhart: My doctor says I need enough electricity to jumpstart Vegas.
Bobbi Markowitz: [Discussing how to include Jewish Bobbie in Stepford's Christmas] Or maybe I could just use hundreds of Pine Cones to spell out the words 'Big Jew' in letters 15 feet tall, on the snow in my front yard?
Claire Wellington: ...That's a wonderful idea!
Claire Wellington: [at the Stepford Bookclub, Claire is discussing a book on Christmas] Now Bobbi. We all realize you're probably feeling a bit uncomfortable with this weeks book because...
Claire Wellington: what's the word I'm looking for
Additional Stepford Wife: New?
Sarah Sunderson: Scared?
Roger Bannister: Cranky?
Claire Wellington: [remembering] Jewish.
Bobbi Markowitz: [smiling] Same thing.
Claire Wellington: [to all] But the Heritage Hills series is very inclusive. In fact there is a whole chapter,
Claire Wellington: about Chanukah
Bobbi Markowitz: [as Claire is ranting and raving during the reception] She's nuts!
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Characters on The Stepford Wives (2004)
- Claire Wellington
- Walter Kresby
- Joanna Eberhart
- Stepford Wife
- Mike Wellington
- Bobbie Markowitz
- Roger Bannister
- Joanna Eberhard
- Max Markowitz
- Kimberly Kresby
- Ted Van Sant
- Vic Stevens
- Stan Peters
- Dave Markowitz
- Charmaine Van Sant
- Helen Devlin
- Supermarket Announcer
- Additional Stepford Wife
- Sarah Sunderson
- Jerry Harmon