Bobbi Markowitz Quotes in The Stepford Wives (2004)


Bobbi Markowitz Quotes:

  • Stepford Wife: I'm going to use a pinecone as the baby Jesus this year.

    Bobbi Markowitz: And I'm going to attach a pinecone to my vibrator and have a really merry Christmas!

  • Bobbi Markowitz: I got you Mace Windu and Amidala.

    Max Markowitz: And Boba Fett?

    Bobbi Markowitz: They were all sold out.

    Max Markowitz: Aw, Mom.


    Bobbi Markowitz: Here's five hundred dollars.

  • Joanna Eberhard: If you're in Manhattan, what do you do if you find out you're neighbour is sick?

    Roger Bannister: Call her...

    Bobbi Markowitz: -To see if she is going to die...

    Roger Bannister: -So we could rent the apartment.

  • Joanna Eberhart: How do I look?

    Bobbi Markowitz: Can I be perfectly honest?

    Joanna Eberhart: Mm-hmmm.

    Bobbi Markowitz: You kind of look like Betty Crocker.

    Joanna Eberhart: I know.

    Roger Bannister: At Betty Ford.

  • Joanna Eberhart: Hey, aren't you Bobbi Markowitz? I love your books. What was the name of that book, the one about your mother?

    Bobbi Markowitz: "I Love You, But Please Die."

  • Bobbi Markowitz: My psychiatrist says I need creative chaos.

    Roger Bannister: My shrink says I need boundaries.

    Joanna Eberhart: My doctor says I need enough electricity to jumpstart Vegas.

  • Bobbi Markowitz: [Discussing how to include Jewish Bobbie in Stepford's Christmas] Or maybe I could just use hundreds of Pine Cones to spell out the words 'Big Jew' in letters 15 feet tall, on the snow in my front yard?

    Claire Wellington: ...That's a wonderful idea!

  • Claire Wellington: [at the Stepford Bookclub, Claire is discussing a book on Christmas] Now Bobbi. We all realize you're probably feeling a bit uncomfortable with this weeks book because...


    Claire Wellington: what's the word I'm looking for

    Additional Stepford Wife: New?

    Sarah Sunderson: Scared?

    Roger Bannister: Cranky?

    Claire Wellington: [remembering] Jewish.

    Bobbi Markowitz: [smiling] Same thing.

    Claire Wellington: [to all] But the Heritage Hills series is very inclusive. In fact there is a whole chapter,

    [to Bobbi]

    Claire Wellington: about Chanukah

  • Bobbi Markowitz: [as Claire is ranting and raving during the reception] She's nuts!

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