Bob Walker Quotes in The Big Kahuna (1999)

Larry Mann: There are people in this world, Bob, who look very official while they are doing what they are doing. And do you know why?

Bob Walker: Why?

Larry Mann: Because they don't know what they are doing. Because if you know what you are doing, then you don't have to look like you know what you are doing, because it comes naturally.

Bob Walker: Throw me in the water and see if I can swim

Larry Mann: I think you're missing the point here Bob, we're about to throw you off a cliff and see if you can fly.

Bob Walker: What if he wants to talk?

Larry Mann: Well, then you talk Bob, you talk as long as he wants, forty days and forty nights, if you have to, until he tires of it. Then you come back here and tell us what happened.

Bob Walker: You'll wait up?

Larry Mann: Till the next fiscal quarter, beyond that I can't make any guarantees.

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Phil Cooper: [voice-over] No answer.

Bob Walker: [voice-over] She must be out shopping.

Phil Cooper: [voice-over] God forbid.