Bob the Turk Quotes in Why Me? (1990)

Bob the Turk: I warn you, do not make me do something that I would not do, unless someone made me do it because they didn't do something someone told them to do.

Gus Cardinale: Don't worry Bob, I would never do something to make someone do something to someone, because that someone didn't do something that someone wanted them to do.

Bob the Turk: I'm glad we understand each other.

Gus Cardinale: ...Me too.

Bob the Turk: Who do you think has it?

Gus Cardinale: Um, Elvis?

Turk #2: We checked, he has an alibi.