Bob Stone Quotes in Central Intelligence (2016)

Bob Stone: You're like a black Will Smith.

Bob Stone: You're like a snack-sized Denzel.

Calvin Joyner: What car are we taking?

Bob Stone: [chucks a grenade under an SUV] Not that one.

Calvin Joyner: [walking away quickly] Oh, my God... Oh, God.

[the grenade goes off]

Calvin Joyner: Oh shit!

[last lines]

Calvin Joyner: Are you not a super tool? You're not even Robbie Wheirdicht. You're Bob Stone!

Bob Stone: Shh! I made that name up.

Calvin Joyner: So what?

Bob Stone: It's not real.

Calvin Joyner: What does that mean? What, you think Mr. T, and Sting, and The Rock... You think those guys are real? That's a bunch of dumbass nicknames by a bunch of dumbass people.

Bob Stone: Phil, when this thing is over, I'm going to rip your throat out like Patrick Swayze in Road House.

Phil: Oh, my God. You and Road House. Get over that movie. It sucked then, it sucks now. The only movie that sucks worse is Sixteen Candles.

Phil: How dare you!

Bob Stone: [speaking in front of high school class reunion] Being the hero of your own story isn't about stopping bad guys or climbing mountains. It's about overcoming bullies in your life, whatever or whomever they may be. It's about putting it all out there for everyone to see. And it's realizing that, in life, the most important thing that you can be is yourself.

Calvin Joyner: Let's go...

Bob Stone: Nah. We're not going anywhere, Jet. This whole thing will be over in a jiff.

Thugged Out: Hey, how about this? Why don't you and your boyfriend apologize to Big Rick here and then go jerk each other in the parking lot?

Calvin Joyner: That's a lot...

Bob Stone: Yeah. You're right, CJ. That's a lot of homophobia coming out of a very angry man. You need to go get that looked at by a trained professional. But, since you have escalated this whole scenario by bringing what I can only assume is an unlicensed firearm into this public place, endangering the lives of all these innocent people, I can no longer, in good conscience, walk away and jerk anyone off in the parking lot.

Calvin Joyner: Whatever happened to that girl that you liked in high school? Oh, God, man. The Doogie Howser girl. She was fourteen but somehow she was a senior. She wore a cape. Darla McGuckian.

Bob Stone: Darla McGuckian.

Calvin Joyner: "Yucky Gucky." Didn't she have a lazy eye or something?

Bob Stone: Two of 'em.

Bob Stone: You ever steal a plane before?

Calvin Joyner: I stole some Starbursts one time.

Bob Stone: Wow, Jet! You look amazing!

Calvin Joyner: You think? Oh, what? Yes!

Bob Stone: I just didn't know the kind of look to go for on my first day at the Agency.

Calvin Joyner: You look like a black Will Smith, or something!

Bob Stone: You're just sexy as dick right now!

Calvin Joyner: You don't look somebody in the eyes and say that.