Bob McKenzie Quotes in Strange Brew (1983)

Bob McKenzie: [voice-over] I was the last one left after the nuclear holocaust, eh. The whole world had been destroyed, like U.S. blew up Russia and Russia blew up U.S. and Canada. Fortunately, I had been offworld at the time. There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys and dounut shops had been wrecked. So's I spent most of my time looking for beer.

Doug McKenzie: I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob.

Bob McKenzie: He saw Jedi 17 times, eh.

Bob McKenzie: [to Pam] If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you.

Bob McKenzie: [to their dog] Eh... Hosehead, once you get there you can have all the free beer and sausages you want.

Bob McKenzie: This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh?

[realizing that the brakes don't work on their speeding van]

Doug McKenzie: [folding his arms] No point in steering now.

Bob McKenzie: You steer this thing!

[Doug and Bob are hooked up to a polygraph lie detector]

Ted: What have you done with the disk?

Doug McKenzie: What are you looking at me for? I don't got it.

[Ted looks at the polygraph which doesn't show anything off]

Bob McKenzie: Maybe it's out of gas, eh?

[Doug then passes gas in a loud flatulence noise]

Bob McKenzie: Uh, man! You farted!

Doug McKenzie: It wasn't me, it was the chair!

Bob McKenzie: He's lying!

[now the polograph begins showing activity]

Ted: He's definitely lying all right.

Bob McKenzie: I gotta take a leak so bad I can taste it!

Bob McKenzie: I was like a one-man army, like Charlton Heston in "Omega Man." You ever see it? Beauty.

[Bob and Doug are on the witness stand in the courtroom after being sworn on the Bible to tell the truth prior to testimony]

Bob McKenzie: I do.

Doug McKenzie: I do.

Bob McKenzie: I guess we're married, clerk.

Doug McKenzie: Oh.

Bob McKenzie: Where's the honeymoon?

The Judge: Order, Order!

Bob McKenzie: Gimmie a toasted back bacon, hold the toast.

Doug McKenzie: Don't make me laugh, eh.

The Judge: I remind you not to speak, until you are spoken to!

Bob McKenzie: He's startin' to sound like the old man. Soon he'll be sending me out for beers.

[Doug sneezes out the two bullets in his nose... which ricochet around the courtroom!]

Doug McKenzie: [after pouring a beer for their dad into a glass from a dog dish] You take it to him.

Bob McKenzie: No way, you take it to him.

Doug McKenzie: No, you.

Bob McKenzie: [both holding the glass] No! I'm gonna let go. I'm lettin' go and you're takin it.

Doug McKenzie: No! I'm lettin' go.

Bob McKenzie: Let go then.

Doug McKenzie: [both let go and the glass smashes] Dad! Bob broke your beer!

Bob McKenzie: No I didn't! Doug broke it!

Doug McKenzie: Figures you wouldn't know how to work it if it's got a computer.

Bob McKenzie: Oh yeah, Mister Wizard, you know, eh...

Doug McKenzie: Let me try, I'm a genius.

Bob McKenzie: He once got our dead battery goin' by mixin' bird feces and spit, cause there's like acids in it, eh?

Pam Elsinore: You know how to handle one of those big rigs?

Bob McKenzie: Jeez, it's a ten-speed.

Doug McKenzie: Yeah, sure, o' corse, like, uh, we drive 'em, all the time, eh.

Pam Elsinore: Well take off, eh.

Bob McKenzie: Fleshy-headed mutant. Are you friendly?

Doug McKenzie: No way, eh? Ra-... radiation has made... me an enemy of civilization.

Bob McKenzie: [into a comm unit] Alpha Base. This is Bob McKenzie. I have a fleshy-headed mutant in sector 16B.

[Bob shoots Doug with a toy foam launcher]

Doug McKenzie: Ahhh! Take off, you hoser.

Bob McKenzie: Jeez, two minutes for elbowing!

Bob McKenzie: Remind me to pay his bill on time, eh?

Doug McKenzie: Yeah, Chuck Norris for the defense, eh?

Bob McKenzie: Ok, all cops, get out of your cars.

[the cops get out of their cars]

Bob McKenzie: Ok, I want to take a head count. Like maybe we'll have some breakfast. Some back bacon sandwiches while we was waiting. Ok, another thing, you all went through the stop sign back there, and that's a moving violation, and my brother and I... we have a lot of parking tickets...