Bob Likely Quotes in Mean Machine (2001)

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Bob Likely Quotes:

  • Bob Likely: Good afternoon, I'm Bob Likely, and you've joined us live from the recreation field.

    Bob Carter: Yes, I'm Bob Carter, and thanks once again to our esteemed governor...

    [they cover their mikes]

    Bob LikelyBob Carter: [whispering] Wanker.

    Bob Carter: For providing our splendid facilities here, as part of his progressive rehabilitation campaign.

    Bob Likely: And for our captive audience who are cooped up inside, here's a weather report. Bob?

    Bob Carter: Well, it's a beautiful day, Bob.

    Bob Likely: And what a day it is!

  • Bob Carter: Just goes to show, Bob: lightning can strike twice.

    Bob Likely: Absofuckinglutely, Bob!

  • [Danny drives a free kick straight into Ratchett's crotch]

    Bob Likely: Ooh! Right in Ratchett's crown jewels.

    Bob Carter: It's going to take more than Magic Sponge to take the sting out of that, Bob!

    Ratchett: [bowing over slowly] Fuck... me!

  • [Danny drives a second free kick into Ratchett's crotch]

    Bob Likely: Ooh! Right in his Carentan onions.

    Bob Carter: No nooky for Mr. Ratchett.

    Bob Likely: No nooky for Mrs. Ratchett neither.

  • Bob Likely: [commentating] And Trojan evades Maston brilliantly.

    Bob Carter: If only he could have done that the night he got nicked.

    [they laugh]

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