Bob Lachman Quotes in For Richer or Poorer (1997)

Brad Sexton: Somehow, Caroline has managed to freeze all of my accounts.

Bob Lachman: Caroline? Are you sure?

Brad Sexton: Well, who the hell else would?

Bob Lachman: Well, there was that little IRS audit thing. I left out a few little details.

Brad Sexton: What sort of little details? FIVE MILLION DOLLARS?

[echoes throughout the bank]

Brad Sexton: [referring to his new Shiastu 2000 chair] What do you think?

Bob Lachman: I'll tell you what I think. I think thank you are spending development money on stupid toys.

Brad Sexton: These are not stupid toys! These are business tools! I write all this stuff off.

Bob Lachman: Oh, I would give you one more piece of advice. If I were you, I would leave town, because I-I think they're gonna arrest you.

Brad Sexton: Arrest me? Why?

Bob Lachman: Well, because, you know, it's not my name on those returns, Sluggo. It's yours. Have a nice day.

[hangs up; directing the cabby]

Bob Lachman: Kennedy.