Bob Ho Quotes in The Spy Next Door (2010)

Bob Ho: So, tell me more about Halloween.

Nora: It's the best. You get candy, everyone pretends to be someone else, and nobody knows who you really are.

Bob Ho: Sounds familiar.

Ian: You know about fashion?

Bob Ho: No, but I know women. Wear it like this. It's cool. I saw it in a movie.

Ian: What movie? Octopussy? This isn't 1985.

Ian: Hey, how you doing? I'm Ian. If I told you have a beautiful body, you hold it against me?

Cute Gymnast: [disgusted] Yeow!

Bob Ho: At least you're not shy.

Ian: I wanted to talk to her in the worst way.

Bob Ho: Mission accomplished.

Bob Ho: Family isn't whose blood you carry. It's who you love, and who loves you.

Poldark: Where is the file?

Ian: It's on my iPod on my desk at home.

Bob Ho: Now, see, you want to be a spy - never tell the truth to the bad guy.

Ian: Sorry. I'm new at this.

Farren: Bob, this is Larry.

Larry: Pleased to meet you, sir.

Bob Ho: Let's get some food.

Farren: He goes to the university.

Ian: He's a poet. Isn't it cool?

Bob Ho: It's rad. It's awesome. It's jiggy for shizzy. It's bomb.

Bob Ho: He is rare. He is amazing. He is the man.

Farren: How embarrassing.

Colton James: Now, how the heck are you gonna get in there? Jet pack?

Bob Ho: It's in the shop.

Bob Ho: I've brought down dictators. How tough can three kids be?

Bob Ho: If a man marries you, he marries all four of you.

Gillian: Don't forget the pig, the cat, and the turtle.

Bob Ho: Yo, it's Ho.

Glaze: What took you so long to get here?

Bob Ho: Six minutes.

Glaze: You stop for a latte?

Bob Ho: Oh, I get it. You're, uh... What's the expression? Chopping my bust.

Glaze: Close enough.

Colton James: Oh, while I'm thinkin' about it, they suspect there may be a mole at the agency.

Bob Ho: They suspect me?

Colton James: Noooo. You know Glaze thinks you're the sharpest barb on the wire.

Bob Ho: I've no idea what that means.

Bob Ho: I have two words for you, Larry. Thirteen.

Bob Ho: Can your mommy do that?