Boaz Quotes in Don Verdean (2015)
Boaz Quotes:
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Boaz: I want to come to the States. I want to live the American Dream for a while. And get a Pontiac. And I want the Levi's jeans, acid wash, super taper. Like John Stamos.
[sighs]
Boaz: I want a wife, Don. I'm lonely here. She has to be gentle and sweet and hot like stripper.
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Boaz: So, Carol, I've been meaning to ask you since I met you what qualities are you looking for in a mate?
Carol Jensen: Oh, um...
[nervous chuckle]
Carol Jensen: I'm sorry, Boaz, I was under the impression you had some questions about Jesus of Nazareth.
Boaz: Oh, yeah. What is it that you like about that guy?
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Boaz: There are a lot of rocks out there, Don. They all look the same. How do I know which one is the one?
Don Verdean: Well, it can't be that hard. We need the one with breasts.
Boaz: Oh, the breasts. Okay, that one.
[laughs]
Boaz: Oh, yeah. There's one big white rock, and it has breasts on it.
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Boaz: [in prison exercise room] I made you something. Check it out.
[opens The Torah]
Boaz: It's a toothbrush/shiv. This part can brush your teeth, this part is a knife. Brush, stab. Brush, stab. Take it, Don, I made this one for you. It's okay, I've got another one in my butt crack.
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