Boat Passenger Quotes in Monkey Business (1931)

Boat Passenger: Why, a man fainted over here.

Groucho: Man fainted. I'll soon fix him. Just my hard luck it couldn't be a woman!

Boat Passenger: What's the idea of putting your hands in my pocket!

Chico: Just a little mistake. I had a suit once. Looked just like that and for a minute I thought those were my pants.

Boat Passenger: How could they be your pants when I I've got them on!

Chico: Well, this suit had two pair of pants.