Bo Duke Quotes in The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)

Bo Duke: [after shooting a gas can with a flaming arrow] Boom-shakalaka!

[Enters room full of naked girls]

Bo Duke: Fuck me running!

Sheev: Have you ever been to China? Have you ever been to China?

Bo Duke: I ate Chinese food once!

Bo Duke: Luke, you manwhore!

Bo Duke: [during car chase in Atlanta] Okay where's the highway?

Katie Johnson: I don't know don't you have a map?

Luke Duke: Wait!

[Luke pulls out a ma]

Luke Duke: i got it... Turn left up here. Tur left. turn left!

[Bo turns right]

Luke Duke: Dammit! I said left!

Bo Duke: I thought you said your left!

Luke Duke: My left is your left!

Bo Duke: I'm going to need these directions faster alright!

Luke Duke: It's okay. I know exactly where wer'e at

[Map flies out the window]

Mr. Pullman: Hey, Bo.

Bo Duke: Jesus Christ! Oh, hey, Mr. Pullman. I nearly shit myself.

Rosco P. Coltrane: [over CB] I'm in hot pursuit of them Duke boys, and their piece of shit orange car!

Bo Duke: Piece of? - son of a bitch!

Bo Duke: Hey, Roscoe!

Luke Duke: Hi, Boo-Boo!

Katie Johnson: This is my roommate Annette from Australia.

Bo Duke: Oh, let's put another shrimp on the barbie!

[everyone stares at him]

Bo Duke: That's what they say down there...

Sheev: [Bo, luke, and Sheev are about to blow open a safe, but the fuse goes out] Hmm, must be a wet fuse.

Bo Duke: Maybe its backwards.

Sheev: Of course its supposed to be backwards it's a Chinese fuse.

Bo Duke: No, I mean its backwards from the way it's supposed to be.

Sheev: Have you ever been to China? Have you ever been to China?

Bo Duke: I ate Chinese food once.

Sheev: Yea, well you don't blow up Mu Shu Pork my friend

Dil Driscoll: [after daisy beats up Dil for sweet talking her] So uh Bo, what's the story on that little pistol over there?

Bo Duke: Well, actually she's my cousin.

Dil Driscoll: You hittn' that?

Bo Duke: She's my cousin.

Dil Driscoll: Hopefully your kissing cousin.

Bo Duke: Excuse me?

Dil Driscoll: Son,i guess all I'm asking is, if you shuck her corn.

The Balladeer: [while bo laughs with them and takes a drink, the balladeer speaks] Now there's some things you don't say to a Duke, about another Duke.

Bo Duke: [Bo finishes his drink] I'll shuck your corn!

[this is when the bar fight begins]

Campus Cop #1: Do you know how fast you were going?

Bo Duke: What?

Campus Cop #2: How fast you were going.

Bo Duke: Ten?

Campus Cop #1: Eight.

Bo Duke: Isn't the speed limit ten?

Campus Cop #1: Yeah. It is.

Bo Duke: Hey Man, don't hit him! That's AJ Foyt!

Luke Duke: Really?

Race Car Driver #1: The Fourth!

Bo Duke: [Looking at the newly-restored General Lee] Oh, man, is that a Hemi? Oh, yes!

Bo Duke: Now, lets not loose focus Royce.

Royce: Yes, Mr. Takanoshi.

Bo Duke: What'd you call me?

Royce: ...Mr. Takanoshi.

Bo Duke: Right, that's my name.

Bo Duke: Man, I'm already tired of walking.

Luke Duke: Yea, but you need the exercise though, them jeans are looking tighter than Daisy's.

Bo Duke: Hey Roscoe, come on out you fat som' bitch!

Bo Duke: Man, I'm never gonna get out of this car again! I'm gonna live in it, I'm gonna eat in it, and I'm gonna make sweet love to it!

Luke Duke: You mean you're gonna make sweet love *in* it.

Bo Duke: Oh no, I'm gonna have sex with it.

Bo Duke: [Bo and Luke are mad at each other, this is before they drive the general lee up the incline of a freeway bridge] Have you made your peace with God yet luke, Because you're about to meet your maker!

Bo Duke: [while driving General Lee in a roundabout] What's the purpose of this circle?

Sheev: Have you ever been to China? Have you ever been to China?

Bo Duke: I ate Chinese food once

Sheev: Yea, well you don't blow up Mu Shu Pork my friend.

Bo Duke: I dated a Koren girl in high school.

Sheev: That is an entirely different Oriental nation. Get an education.

Bo Duke: You're the one who got the fuse wrong.

Sheev: You know nothing about Chyno Syno American relations.

Bo Duke: [makes sure none of the bottles of moonshine broke] Looks like I won the bet, you son of a bitch.

Luke Duke: Ah, c'mon!

Bo Duke: I didn't break any bottles so I won the bet.

Rosco P. Coltrane: [over C.B] All units! I'm in hot puruit of the Duke boys, and their piece of shit orange car!

Bo Duke: Piece of?... you son of a bitch!