BM Vagabond Quotes in Uno: The Movie (2016)

BM Vagabond: I just want to go home.

BM Vagabond: What colour green does he have?

BM Vagabond: All the pretty things are broken.

Gavin Free: And audience, if you're still with us...

BM Vagabond: Are you fucking kidding me?

Gavin Free: All the way from the beginning...

DGgeoff: *exasperated sigh*

Gavin Free: I'm very sorry...

DGgeoff: Mood has shifted.

Gavin Free: We did not anticipate this, and it's entirely my fault.

Lil' J: Yep...

BM Vagabond: I must feed the hoard hand.

BM Vagabond: This is Titanic.

Gavin Free: Well, Titanic is like 3 hours long, Jack.

Lil' J: Coming back around, Jack, I really appreciate that, here's looking at you, kid.

BM Vagabond: God damn it, Jeremy. You fucked me.

Lil' J: Sure did.

BM Vagabond: Fuck!

Gavin Free: Oh No!

BM Vagabond: Yeah, that's the only thing I could fucking do!

Gavin Free: WHAT THE PAP~!

BM Vagabond: Just handed Geoff a solid hand...

DGgeoff: [Throws down yellow Draw 2]

Gavin Free: AHH! Oh, it's okay.

[Throws down yellow Draw 2]

Lil' J: AHHHH! It's okay.

[Throws down red Draw 2]

BM Vagabond: AHHHHHH! Fuck!

[draws 6 cards]

Gavin Free: Hey Jeremy!

Lil' J: Yo.

Gavin Free: You're a bitch.

[Throws down green Skip card]

Lil' J: Thanks, pal.

BM Vagabond: Ooh, get fucked!

Lil' J: I'm gonna come at ya hard.

DGgeoff: Ha ha ha! "Gonna come at ya hard!"

BM Vagabond: Worst Theater Mode ever.

BM Vagabond: Oh, Jeremy can do some dirty work right now.

Lil' J: Yup. There's some fuckery going on.

BM Vagabond: Yeah there is.

Lil' J: There is a wee bit o' fuckery

BM Vagabond: All right, well I guess these are mine...

BM Vagabond: Bye everybody! Have fun Jack, you've got no points!

BM Vagabond: WELL I still like red

BM Vagabond: Everyone plays, no one quits.