Blonde Quotes in The Invention of Lying (2009)

Mark Bellison: If you could make the world the way you wanted it to be, what would you do? If you could change anything, if you could do anything, what's the first thing you'd do?

Richard Bellison: If I could do anything?

Jim the Bartender: Anything at all?

Mark Bellison: Anything at all.

Richard Bellison: I would touch girls' boobs.

Jim the Bartender: Yes.

Richard Bellison: And maybe have sex with them too.

Jim the Bartender: Oh agreed, that too.

Mark Bellison: Okay, let's try that.

[He gets up]

Richard Bellison: Where you going?

Mark Bellison: Out.

[He exists the bar, and looks around. He sees many unattractive women, before a good-looking one walks past. He walks up to her]

Blonde: Don't look at me, I'm not attracted to you.

Mark Bellison: No listen...

Blonde: Don't bother, I've heard it all before.

Mark Bellison: The world's gonna end unless we have sex right now!

Blonde: [She turns around, worried] Do we have time to get to a motel, or do we need to do it right here?

Mark Bellison: Motel.

Blonde: [In the motel] Help me get me dress off.

Mark Bellison: No no, wait wait, let's get to know each-other first.

Blonde: No, we have to have sex! The world is going to end!

Mark Bellison: But I don't even know your name.

Blonde: Think of the children! Think of the little babies!

Mark Bellison: Let's have a drink. You look like a... ten dollars for beer? That is...

Blonde: Don't you understand? We are all going to die!

Blonde: Are you gonna hiss all day, little kitty, or are you gonna bite?

Blonde: Are you interested in films, by any chance? I like really old films. You can really see what the world looked like, thirty, fifty, a hundred years ago. You know the clothes, the telephones, the trains, the way people smoked cigarettes, the little details of life. The best films are like dreams you're never sure you've really had. I have this image in my head of a room full of sand. And a bird flies towards me, and dips its wing into the sand. And I honestly have no idea whether this image came from a dream, or a film. Sometimes I like it in films when people just sit there, not saying anything.

Blonde: Hay, Mazie! We know you're hard boiled. You don't have to stay in the water thirty minutes to prove it.

Mazie: Oh, lemme alone. I may not be decent, but I'm sure gonna be clean!

Katherine 'Kitty' Lorraine: I'm going to Boston to Fred's people. They sent me a telegram.

Blonde: What, live in Boston? I'd hate to take a kid as young as that one to that town. it's liable to make her peculiar for life!

Blonde: [after answering The Question] That's the answer you wanted, right? To the first question asked of us?

Invigilator: The *only* question asked of you.

Blonde: I almost missed it.

Invigilator: Almost.

[last lines]

Blonde: Let's get started.