Blake Quotes in Freddy vs. Jason (2003)

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Blake Quotes:

  • Blake: My best friend was just KILLED Dad! So how about giving me some FUCKING SPACE?

  • Silverberg: Bob. We we're told to look back on your files as far as the electrician strike. We believe that you helped a man named Sam Velotti form a company called Zurich.

    Blake: We also found out about your connection with the Peitzo family.

    Robert Clayton Dean: Well, that's true.

    Silverberg: You're admitting to it?

    Robert Clayton Dean: Sure. Everything except forming a company called Zurich, or knowing anybody who is named Sam Velotti, or having any connection, whatsoever to the Peitzo family. This is Ridiculous.

    Silverberg: Bob we're trying...

    Robert Clayton Dean: [Interrupting] Wait, wait. This is Pintero, he's coming after me. You give me 1 week, 1 week and 4 people from litigation, and I can guarantee you, we can have this guy begging us...

    Blake: [Interrupting] Tell us abut Rachael Banks.

    Robert Clayton Dean: I'll tell you what. Rachael, was my girlfriend in my second year of law school, we still remain in close contact, and we swap information from time to time.

    Blake: Did you have an affair with her 4 years ago?

    Robert Clayton Dean: Ever beat off in the shower, Brian? Ever had any homosexual thoughts?

    Silverberg: Bob, that's...

    Robert Clayton Dean: [Interrupting] None of my fuckin' business. You're damn right it's not. I love my wife and I love my son, "absolutely" with no equivocations, and that's none of your fuckin' business either.

    Silverberg: Bob, we believe that you should take a leave of abscence on this, until we straighten this out.

    Robert Clayton Dean: Are you firing me?

    Silverberg: I think you just fired yourself.

  • Fenderbaum: I been called a lot of things but I ain't never been called no commie.

    Blake: I ain't even a Democrat!

  • Blake: We're gonna die. We're gonna die, we're gonna die. What do you think they're gonna do to us?

    Fenderbaum: I don't know what they're gonna do to you, but since Mr. T ain't here, I'll be too busy licking their boots to see.

  • Blake: Is the Blimp driving?

    Fenderbaum: No, it's the General.

    Blake: The General? Oh, I'm gonna make a private outta him.

  • Blake: Don't you worry, 'cause you know what I'm gonna do?

    Fenderbaum: What?

    Blake: I'm gonna take this car, and I'm gonna turn so that I block the whole highway sideways. And when they come, they're gonna have a choice, either to ditch it, or ram right straight into us.

    Fenderbaum: Yeah. Yeah. Ditch it or... ram STRAIGHT INTO US?

    Blake: Yup.

  • [Blake presents his date with two empty martini glasses]

    Blake: When I make a dry martini, I make a dry martini.

  • Slim: Okay, you'll tell us.

    Blake: We're gonna race to Connecticut and the one that wins gets a million dollars in cash.

    Tony: Only a moron would back up a race like that!

    Shiek: [the Shiek enters] Ah, Fenderbaum and Blake. Good to see you! You should be sleeping at this hour. Remember, we leave at noon tomorrow.

    Shiek: [Fenderbaum directs the Shiek's attention to the Cannelonis] Wingtips? Barbarians! Come, come!

    Shiek: [the Shiek hands Caesar a handful of money] Buy yourself a decent clothing store. Infidels!

    Blake: [the Shiek leaves] That was the moron.

    Caesar: You know, these liars could be telling the truth.

  • BlakeFenderbaum: [in unison] J.J. That son of a bitch!

  • Parole Board Official: Mr. Blake, what will you do if you get out of prison?

    Blake: [thinking] Well, I guess, Mr. Chairman, that first I'll pay a visit to your house.

    Parole Board Official: To thank me, I suppose?

    Blake: No... to fuck your wife. And your daughter. Hell, maybe even your dog.

  • [Nick Styles approaches a car driver that almost ran him down, and suddenly sees it's Blake]

    Nick Styles: Jesus Christ.

    Blake: Almost.

  • Bolt: Okay guys, but I really gotta get going.

    Blake: I know, I know you're a busy dog, but if you've got a second, we'd love to pitch you an idea for your show. Tom's better pitching, I'll let him take it from here. Tommy's got the spotlight!

    [Tom clears throat]

    Blake: Wait for it...

    Tom: Aliens.

    Blake: Oh, snap!

    Bolt: Aliens?

    Tom: Audiences love aliens.

    Blake: Holla back!

    Tom: It'll be huge, man. Huge.

    Blake: You can't touch us!

    Bolt: Uhh... I - I love it. But I'll tell you what. If you guys can help me find Penny, that girl from the television show, well, I'd love to hear more about this aliens idea, but on the way.

    Blake: We got a nibble!

    Tom: Don't freak out. This is how you blew it with Nemo.

  • Blake: I lost something on the way to wherever I am today.

  • Blake: You know, it's kinda like... Success is subjective, you know. It could be an opinion.

  • Blake: I'm being treated like I'm a... like I'm a... fucking criminal, you know?

  • Record Executive: Have you uh, talked to your daughter? Hmm.

    Blake: Hmm. Yeah I've been talking to her on the phone.

    Record Executive: What do you say to her?

    Blake: Hmm-mm. I do the voices she likes. I don't know. I tell her I miss her.

  • Bader: Mr Blake!

    Blake: Yes, Sir?

    Bader: Where can I buy a Spitfire?

  • Blake: So wait, is new wave real?

    Gertie Michaels: Yeah. Yeah, of course.

    Blake: But I'M not real?

    Gertie Michaels: You're only real in the movie. So yeah, you're real here.

    Blake: Oh, cool.

  • Blake: Are you saying I should pretend to be his son? Because Brent, that's fucked up.

    Brent Gage: Is it? Or is it fucked down?

  • Blake: Take a look at the dizzy old gal with the goat.

    Alexander Bullock: I've had to look at her for 20 years - that's MRS. Bullock!

    Blake: I'm terribly sorry!

    Alexander Bullock: How do you think I feel?

  • Blake: Neil, your friends are multiplying.

    Martine: Is that a pregnant joke?

  • [last lines]

    Elizabeth: Wow, a Christmas miracle! I do believe in you... Santa.

    Blake: Ho! Ho! Ho!

  • Marie: You know that he just broke up with Alice...

    Blake: I know, High five!

    Marie: [Angered] Blake!

  • Blake: Damn. I think I pissed in my pants!

  • Blake: You're talking about what. You're talking about... Bitching about that sale you shot, some sonofabitch who don't wanna buy land, some broad you're trying to screw, so forth. Let's talk about something important. They all here?

    Williamson: All but one.

    Blake: I'm going anyway. Let's talk about something important. Put. That coffee. Down. Coffee's for closers only. You think I'm fucking with you? I am not fucking with you. I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch and Murray. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name's Levine? You call yourself a salesman, you son of a bitch?

    Dave Moss: I don't gotta sit here and listen to this shit.

    Blake: You certainly don't, pal, 'cause the good news is - you're fired. The bad news is - you've got, all of you've got just one week to regain your jobs starting with tonight. Starting with tonight's sit. Oh? Have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. Get the picture? You laughing now? You got leads. Mitch and Murray paid good money, get their names to sell them; you can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit. You ARE shit! Hit the bricks, pal, and beat it 'cause you are going OUT!

    Shelley Levene: The leads are weak.

    Blake: The leads are weak? Fucking leads are weak. You're weak! I've been in this business 15 years...

    Dave Moss: What's your name?

    Blake: Fuck you! That's my name! You know why, mister? You drove a Hyundai to get here. I drove an eighty-thousand dollar BMW. THAT'S my name. And your name is you're wanting. You can't play in the man's game, you can't close them - go home and tell your wife your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life: Get them to sign on the line which is dotted. You hear me, you fucking faggots? A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Closing. Always be closing. ALWAYS BE CLOSING. A-I-D-A. Attention, Interest, Decision, Action. Attention - Do I have your attention? Interest - Are you interested? I know you are, 'cause it's fuck or walk. You close or you hit the bricks. Decision - Have you made your decision for Christ? And Action. A-I-D-A. Get out there - you got the prospects coming in. You think they came in to get out of the rain? A guy don't walk on the lot lest he wants to buy. They're sitting out there waiting to give you their money. Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it? What's the problem, pal? You - Moss.

    Dave Moss: You're such a hero, you're so rich, how come you're coming down here wasting your time with such a bunch of bums?

    Blake: You see this watch? You see this watch?

    Dave Moss: Yeah.

    Blake: That watch costs more than your car. I made $970,000 last year. How much'd you make? You see, pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave. I can go out there tonight with the materials you've got and make myself $15,000. Tonight! In two hours! Can you? Can YOU? Go and do likewise. A-I-D-A. Get mad you son of a bitches, get mad. You want to know what it takes to sell real estate? It takes BRASS BALLS to sell real estate. Go and do likewise, gents. Money's out there. You pick it up, it's yours. You don't, I got no sympathy for you. You wanna go out on those sits tonight and close, CLOSE. It's yours. If not, you're gonna be shining my shoes. And you know what you'll be saying - a bunch of losers sittin' around in a bar. 'Oh yeah. I used to be a salesman. It's a tough racket.' These are the new leads. These are the Glengarry leads. And to you they're gold, and you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you is just throwing them away. They're for closers. I'd wish you good luck but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it. And to answer your question, pal, why am I here? I came here because Mitch and Murray asked me to. They asked me for a favor. I said the real favor, follow my advice and fire your fucking ass, because a loser is a loser.

  • Blake: Put that coffee down! Coffee is for closers only.

  • Stone: Bad guys beware.

    Blake: The good guys are here.

  • Blake: [after Dalton is given a make-over] He looks like Elton John, only more gay.

    Dalton Chapman: Elton John is gay?

  • Blake: [to Nick and Dalton] Are you two gonna have sex with each other? 'Cause me and Paige are.

  • Blake: [choosing who to give the keys to] Actually, I'm going to let my man drive.

    [hands Dalton the keys]

    Dalton Chapman: You heard the man, get in the car!

    Nick Jones: [squeezes Dalton's nipple] Give me the keys.

    Dalton Chapman: Okay!

  • Wade: [sniffing something foul in the air] Something's dead out there.

    Blake: [sniffing also] Nuh uh. Something's dead right here.

  • Blake: [to the stranger in the truck] Yo, man. You need something?

    Carly Jones: What does he want?

    Wade: Hey, can you turn off your lights, please?

    [no response]

    Paige Edwards: Okay, this is getting kinda creepy.

    Blake: Hey, come on, man, get out of here! Nothing to see here, let's go!

    Wade: Can we help you?

    Carly Jones: Maybe we're on his property?

    Wade: Nah, we didn't pass the gate.

    Blake: Hey man, turn your lights off! Hello? Turn your lights off! No, I'm serious. Turn your lights off or I'll whip this on your ass!

    Wade: Hey, hey, it's cool, man.

    [Nick throws a bottle and smashes one of the headlights]

    Carly Jones: NICK!

    [pause]

    Carly Jones: Oh, my...

    Dalton Chapman: [yelling at the man in the truck] WHAT?

  • Nick Jones: [stuck in a traffic jam on the way to the game] It's not moving.

    Blake: It'll MOVE!

    Paige Edwards: It's not moving.

    Blake: It will!

    Nick Jones: Turn it around! Dude, turn the car around!

    [Blake leans his head down in defeat, hitting the horn and making it blare]

  • Blake: What are all these sharks doing here?

    Nick: I dunno. Maybe someone put them there.

  • Blake: [when running over to the boat dock and sees a jet ski, then as he's getting onto it] Aaaaa, this is going to be a good weekend!

  • Blake: [to Nick] You bastard!

    Maya: What did you do?

    Blake: You ran over his arm!

    Nick: No! He fall!

  • Blake: I'm not just going to sit here and watch him die, man!

  • Dylan: Things could be different.

    Blake: Not this time.

  • Blake: It's sex in HD, you know that.

  • Blake: Today I will kill somebody.

  • Sylvia: Hmm, you probably work in the city, hm? You got that... cold air, no offense.

    Blake: Depends which city you'd be referring to.

    Sylvia: What difference does it make? They're all so goddamn far.

    Sylvia: What are you waiting for?

    Blake: What? Oh... a train.

    Sylvia: [sarcastic] That's different.

    Blake: What are you waiting for?

    Sylvia: A little love. Aren't we all?

  • Sylvia: Wow, what is this? Yesterday all over again?

    Blake: I guess.

    Sylvia: What happened? Train didn't show up?

    Blake: Guess not. Yours?

    Sylvia: No... Not yet.

    Blake: Any idea when it'll get here?

    Sylvia: Well, one of these days for sure.

  • Blake: You know, this town could teach the whole world about this war. We got the heroes, the wives, the guys always comin' and going'. Most people only hear about it. Do you ever wonder what makes it so personal to us?

    Sylvia: We care about 'em, we love 'em.

    Blake: So does everybody else. It's not that. It's death. Yeah... Death has this way of making things personal. It justifies a lot of things.

  • Blake: It's human nature, an eye for an eye. Because the thing is... nobody's a murderer until something horrible happens and he's gotta straighten that out, fix it.

    Sylvia: John's everything I got! See, people think life's about gettin' it all, but it's not, it's about gettin' what you want the most. For me, that's John.

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