Blackbeard Quotes in Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011)


Blackbeard Quotes:

  • Jack Sparrow: [after the mutiny is victorious] The ship is ours!

    Blackbeard: [comes out of his quarters and glares at Sparrow] Gentlemen. I be placed in a bewilderment. There I were, resting. And upon a sudden, I hear an ungodly row on deck. Sailors abandoning their posts, without orders, without leave. Men before the mast, taking the ship for themselves. What be that, First Mate?

    Angelica: Mutiny, Captain.

    Blackbeard: [holding his hand to his ear] Again?

    Angelica: Mutiny!

    Blackbeard: Aye, mutiny. And what fate befall mutineers? Now, we know the answer to that, do we not? Mutineers... HANG!

    [raises his enchanted sword, making the sails drop, and the rigging ensnare all the mutineers]

    Jack Sparrow: [hangs upside down in front of Blackbeard] Captain, I wish to report a mutiny. I can name fingers and point names.

    Blackbeard: Perfect.

  • Blackbeard: Aha. Dead end. Dead. End. Dead end!

    Angelica: Jack, I'm starting to think you don't know where you're going.

    Jack Sparrow: It's not the destination so much as the journey, they say.

  • Blackbeard: Bring the mermaid!

    Philip: You're killing her.

    Blackbeard: I'm a bad man.

  • Blackbeard: If I don't kill a man every now and then, they forget who I am.

  • Blackbeard: [points the gun at Jack's head] I need those chalices.

    Jack Sparrow: Shoot. Save me the bother of the fall.

    Blackbeard: You will go. You will return. Or I will kill her.

    [points the gun at Angelica]

    Jack Sparrow: [surprised] You won't kill your own daughter!

    Blackbeard: [hands the gun to the zombie quartermaster] Quartermaster, get me six more pistols, remove the shot from all but two, but do not tell me which two.

    [walks to where the six pistols are at]

    Blackbeard: You get to choose, Mr.Sparrow.

  • Blackbeard: In faith, there is light enough to see, but darkness enough to blind.

  • Philip: I was wrong. Not every soul can be saved.

    Blackbeard: Behold, gentlemen! A man formerly of faith.

  • Blackbeard: [to Jack] If I do not make it to the fountain in time, neither will you.

  • Angelica: Every soul can be saved.

    Blackbeard: Be that true, young cleric?

    Philip: Yes. Though you I see as a bit of a long shot.

  • [last lines]

    Blackbeard: Trickster... devil.

  • Blackbeard: Well, well, well. The princess, I presume.

    Hook: Oh, well, actually I'm just a miner. But I appreciate the compliment.

  • Blackbeard: We have an ancient prophecy that tell of a boy, a boy who would be disappeared from his world until he was old enough to return and lead an uprising against me. A boy who could fly...

  • Blackbeard: We have an ancient prophecy from the fairy kingdoms who lived on this island. The prophecy tells of a boy, born of the love between a fairy prince and a human girl. The boy would be disappeared from this world, until he was old enough to return and lead an uprising against me. The boy, so says the prophecy, who could fly.

  • [from trailer]

    Blackbeard: Welcome to NEVERLAND!

  • [from trailer]

    Blackbeard: Have you come to kill me, Peter?

    Peter Pan: I don't believe in bedtime stories.

  • [from trailer]

    Blackbeard: Now kneel!

    Peter Pan: I will never bow to you!

  • Blackbeard: Rule number one, "Those who work with bright, honest vigor will be rewarded with prizes and trophies and confectionery!" Rule number two, "Those who fail to work hard, those who skive or malinger, will hereby know the brooding majesty of my disapproval." Mark me well. I know no pity. No second chances. I don't do mercy. But remember, don't forget to help yourselves to lots and lots of jolly old fun! Hey kiddiewinks, welcome to Neverland!

  • [from trailer]

    Blackbeard: Be brave, Peter.

    Peter Pan: I tried to be.

  • Blackbeard: What be your name, girl?

    Edwina Mansfield: Blackbeard!

    Blackbeard: No, I be Blackbeard!

  • Blackbeard: Ben, I believe I'm going to catch me a rat!

    Ben Worley: Why, you hungry?

    [motions to the rope Blackbeard is holding, which goes over the side of the ship]

    Ben Worley: . Oh, you're goin' fishing for him, aye?

    Blackbeard: NO, I ain't goin' fishin' for him, aye!

  • Blackbeard: Gilly, Gilly, give him just a tickle with the point of your blade, at about his liver.

  • [blasting Henry Morgan's ship with cannon fire]

    Blackbeard: Arrr, he's like a duck without wings! We'll close for the kill and then board her. And I'll dangle Uncle Harry from the fore yard!! Heh, he he he!

  • Blackbeard: [gesturing with his cutlass at Edwina's neck] Morgan! You take this ship, and you take her head with it!

    Sir Henry Morgan: Call off your men, and cast adrift.

    Morgan's First Mate: But we're winning, sir! We have them at our mercy, and the ship is ours.

    Sir Henry Morgan: You heard my orders! Cast off, I say!

    Morgan's First Mate: Aye aye, sir!

    [to the crew]

    Morgan's First Mate: Cut loose those grapnels! Cast off, solid!

    Blackbeard: Heh, heh, I knew it...

    [Blackbeard's crew cheers and waves their swords at Morgan and his crew]

    Blackbeard: We'll call this one a draw, Morgan!

  • Blackbeard: [as the Maynard digs a bullet out of Blackbeard's neck and Gilly stands behind Maynard to make sure Maynard doesn't kill Blackbeard] Sawbones, you keep digging. Gilly, You keep watchin', and I'll keep drinking.

  • Steve Walker: You took that money.

    Blackbeard: Money? Money... OH, the odd flimsy I removed from the pocketbook of your book-ish wench.

  • Blackbeard: Impersonating Gudger: ''Come on coach will you we've come in last in two events already''. Ew another beanrake. All right play it whatever way ya like ya puppy. You'll get no help from me. You'll come crawling back you will! I'll bring my boot to ya and I'll grind ya mealy mouth jibb into the dirt! I will.

  • Blackbeard: [Steve has just punched Seymour] Oh quite nice lad, yes!

  • Blackbeard: By thunder! This raises my blood! There be a time for action! Hang on old ladies, Blackbeard's coming! Up the Jolly Roger!

  • Blackbeard: I did have a treasure. I had a big treasure. Lovely, I did. But I spent it all in one week. Among the flesh pots and gambling hells of Port Royal oh what a glorious week!

    Steve Walker: Oh you know what you are? You are a total loss you're not even a respectable ghost! You're a phoney! A phoney!

  • Blackbeard: Beware all wenches.

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