Bjurman Quotes in The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011)

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Bjurman Quotes:

  • Lisbeth Salander: [to Bjurman] Good. You're alive. You recognize this? I had it with me last time. I set it here, remember? And this snap, you see it? It's not a snap. It's a wide angle fiber-optics lens.

    [plays video of Bjurman raping her]

    Lisbeth Salander: I thought it was going to be another blow job, which is disgusting enough. But I misjudged just how sick you are. Okay, here's what is going to happen.

    [inserts anal plug into Bjurman]

    Lisbeth Salander: Pay attention. Look at me!

    [tasers Bjurman]

    Lisbeth Salander: Once you can sit again, which could be a while, I admit, we're going to go to my bank and tell them that I alone have access to my money. Nod.

    Bjurman: [nods yes]

    Lisbeth Salander: After that you will never contact me again. Each month you will prepare a report of a meeting that we will never have. In it you'll describe how well I'm doing. How sociable I'm becoming. Then you will negotiate with the court to have my declaration of incompetence lifted. If you fail, this video will spread across the internet like a virus. Nod.

    Bjurman: [nods yes]

    Lisbeth Salander: And if anything should happen to me. If I get run over by a car. If you run me over with a car. This will upload automatically. Nod that you understand.

    Bjurman: [nods yes]

    Lisbeth Salander: [picks up Bjurman's pants] Ooh, Gabardine. I'm taking the keys to this apartment because I'll be checking on you. And if I find a girl in here with you, whether she came of her own free will or not.

    [Bjurman nods to the video]

    Lisbeth Salander: No, not the video. I'll kill you. Do you doubt anything I've said? Do you doubt what's in the reports that have followed me around all my life? What do they say, if you had to sum it up? They say I'm insane.

    [Bjurman desperately nods no]

    Lisbeth Salander: No, it's okay. You can nod because it's true. I am insane.

  • Bjurman: I feel bad about the way we left things last time.

    Lisbeth Salander: Me too.

    [She tasers him]

  • Bjurman: Have you ever had any sexually transmitted diseases? And when was the last time you were tested for HIV? How many partners have you had in the last month? And how many of those were men? It's regulation I have to ask these things. It's a health matter.

    Lisbeth Salander: Write what you want.

    Bjurman: Why do you need such an expensive computer?

    Lisbeth Salander: For work.

    Bjurman: Making coffees. Sorting mail.

    Lisbeth Salander: I shouldn't even have to ask. I should have control of my money.

    Bjurman: And you will once you learn to be sociable. Get along with people. Can you do that? Why don't we start with that. Why don't we start with me? You do something for me, I do something for you. It's what normal people do. I want you to have that computer.

  • Bjurman: How many partners have you had in the last month? And how many of those were men? It's regulation. I have to ask these things.

    Lisbeth Salander: Write what you want.

  • Bjurman: So how's Mr. Palmgren doing? I heard he had a stroke of some kind. It's terrible. Now what exactly do you do at this security company?

    Lisbeth Salander: Make coffee. Sort mail.

    Bjurman: But not full-time? Not even part-time consistently. They somehow got along without coffee or mail in July and August?

    [looks through paperwork]

    Bjurman: How much do you make there?

    Lisbeth Salander: Enough.

    Bjurman: How much is your rent?

    Lisbeth Salander: I pay my rent.

    Bjurman: And when was the last time you were late?

    Lisbeth Salander: Never.

    Bjurman: You think that thing through your eyebrow makes you attractive? Here's the problem. There is a discrepancy between the obligation of Mr. Palmgren's guardianship and the management of your finances.

    Lisbeth Salander: There's no discrepancies. It was clear I could manage my own finances.

    Bjurman: That is not clear to me.

    Lisbeth Salander: I'm not a child!

    Bjurman: No you are not. But you were. And between then and now you were committed to the locked ward of St. Stefan's where you continued to display violent aggression. And you failed to adapt to four foster homes, arrested twice for intoxication, twice for narcotics, again for assault, smashing a bottle into a man's face. And it's not even that long ago. You may have conned Mr. Palmgren into thinking that you have changed, but when I'm looking at this, not to mention the way you're looking at me now, I don't think you have. So the good old Mr. Palmgren days are over.

  • Bjurman: Would you prefer institutionalization?

  • Bjurman: I forgot to ask you.

    [rips open condom package]

    Bjurman: You like anal sex?

  • Bjurman: You do something for me, I do something for you.

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