Bjarne Quotes in De grønne slagtere (2003)

Svend: Taste this marinade.

Bjarne: No.

Svend: Smell this marinade.

Bjarne: I smoke 20 joints a day. I couldn't smell it if my hair was on fire.

Svend: I don't feel like seeing a lot of people right now.

Bjarne: Then don't go into the cooler.

Svend: [the workers are hanging up a sign] No. It's crooked again. Are you really unable to see that?

Håndværker: Give me a break. It looks fine

Svend: Fine? Is fine okay? I don't think so... let me tell you, you can't drink 19 beers and then judge whether something is straight, I tell you that! Now do it over!

Bjarne: [Bjarne comes out of the car] It's nice and straight now, huh? It looks fine.

Håndværker: Thank you.

Svend: Yeah... Now it's okay. Secure it properly.

Bjarne: I haven't got any tea... But I got lots of pot if that's okay?

Astrid: That's okay, with milk and sugar please.