Bizu Quotes in The Pink Panther (2006)

Bizu: [referring to Gluant] And now he's pushing up the daisies.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: He is not 'pushing up the daisies,' he is DEAD!

Bizu: [glares] It's an idiom!

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: *You*, sir, are the idiom.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I've got Bizu in the interrogation room.

Ponton: What's the plan?

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I'm going to give him the "good-cop / bad-cop" routine.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: You are the soccer player known as Bizu?

Bizu: Yes.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: You were acquainted with Yves Gluant?

Bizu: I am glad he is pushing up daisies.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: He is not pushing up daisies, he is dead!

Bizu: It's an idiom.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: You sir, are the idiom!

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Now, unless you want to spend the rest of your life in prison, you will answer the next question: Did you kill him?

Bizu: I would have loved to have killed him, but some lucky bastard beat me to it.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: You disgust me. I'll be right back!

[leaves room]

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: [re-enters room] Cigarette?

Bizu: No. Thanks.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Good for you. Bizu, I knew you didn't do it; someone else did, and they are trying to set you up.

Bizu: You'll help me?

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Of course I'll help you. Now, do you have any idea who else might have done this terrible thing?

Bizu: His partner in those stupid restaurants, Larocque.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Raymond Larocque, the casino owner.

Bizu: Gluant would steal money from the restaurants and use it to gamble. My guess is Larocque got fed up and had him killed.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Bizu, I like you. I'm going to help you. You and I are going to make a great team.

[leaves room and shuts door]

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: The good cop / bad cop routine is working perfectly.

Ponton: You know, usually two different cops do that.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: In the name of the statutes and laws of the great nation of France, I arrest you for the murder of Yves Gluant... Yuri, the trainer who trains!

[Clouseau unmasks Yuri; the guests gasp]

Palais Reporter: And who are you?

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: [Clouseau unmasks himself] I am Inspector Jacques Clouseau!

Yuri: Gluant was nothing! I drew up the plays. He takes credit for brilliant French defense which I gave him and treats me like I'm dead, okay, fine. Now he is dead... from Chinese poison.

[the crowd gasps in shock]

Ponton: Inspector, what made you think it was him?

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: But Ponton, think back: You were there.

[Flashback to Ms. Yu's interrogation]

Yu: [in subtitled Chinese] Why do you bother me? Why did you bring me down here? I'm busy! The soccer coach was killed with Chinese poison. You should look for soccer trainers. They are required to have a knowledge of Chinese herbs.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: She was right, of course. According to Statute 87223: every trainer of the National soccer team must have a knowledge of Chinese herbs.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: [Flashback to Yves Gluant's murder] This made it easy for him to murder Gluant.

Palais Reporter: And Bizu?

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Simple: Bizu had often heard Yuri's rants against Gluant, so Bizu blackmailed Yuri and got himself killed.

Bizu: [Flashback to Bizu's murder] Oh, it's you.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: A stunning shot to the head burrowing deeply into the occipital lobe.

Chief Inspector Dreyfus: But Yuri is a soccer trainer. That shot was made by an expert marksman!

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: But Chief Inspector, I'm sure you're familiar with Russian Army statute 611.

Chief Inspector Dreyfus: Well, of course.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau, Chief Inspector Dreyfus: All members must be expert marksmen,

Chief Inspector Dreyfus: Expert marksmen.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau, Chief Inspector Dreyfus: And understand the location of the occipital lobe.

Chief Inspector Dreyfus: The occipital lobe, of course. Yes, very true.